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WHAT I LIKE ABOUT BANG GUY:
1. HE IS A DIRTY ROTTON HOBO
2. HE IS ACTUALLY A SHE
3. NEVER MIND SHE IS AN IT
4. HE IS A LONER
5. HE IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE GOVERNMENT
6. HE LOVES BETH TO DEATH
7. HE THINKS SCSINET IS A RETARD
8. THE LIST GOES ON
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT BETH:
SHE LIVES IN A DUMP
SHE IS A DUMP
SHE WORKS AT A DUMP
SHE LOVES THE DUMP
SHE IS A 4 HEADED ALIEN FROM THE PLANET ZORCOCK
SHE LOVES BANG GUY
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT SCSInet:
HE IS A NUB
HE HAS ANGER ISSUES
HE THINKS HE IS ALL THAT GREAT
HE LIVES ON THE STREETS
SCSINET'S LIFE STORY:
SCSINET WAS BORN ON AUGUST 23, 78BC. HE LIVED IN A CAVE AS A CHILD AND GREW UP TO BE A SASQUATCH. THERE HE ROAMED THE CANADIAN FOREST AS A LONER. LATER HE LEARNED TO SHAVE (FINALLY) AND LIVE AMONG THE RETARD POPULATION. HE SOON LOST HIS TEETH AND HIS IQ DROPPED TO 0.05. SCSINET CURRENTLY LIVES ON THE STREETS OF DC BEGGING FOR MONEY. EVERYBODY HATES HIM!
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT MICHAELTX:
IN 1901, MICHAELTX CAME TO AMERICA IN SEARCH OF A LIFE. A LOCAL DUMP CALLED SALTWATERFISH.COM EVENTUALLY TOOK HIM IN. tHE PRESIDENT OF THIS DUMP (BETH, A 4 HEADED FREAKISH ALIEN) TOLD HIM THAT HE CAN HELP MODERATE THIS WASTE LAND. MICHAELTX THEN SAID "ok". EVENTUALLY MICHAEL MET THE LOCAL SASQUATCH WHOS NAME WAS SCSINET. HE TAUGHT HIM HOW TO SHAVE AND HOW TO BE A RETARD. SINCE THEN, MICHAELTX HAS BEEN NAMED GRAND MASTER LOSER OF THE DECADE.
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT OPHIURA:
1. SHE IS A LESBIAN
2. SHE WEIGHS ABOUT A TON
3. SHE ROLLS HER WAY TO WORK
4. DUMB PEOPLE LOVE HER
5. SHE IS A WINDOW LICKER.
6. SHE RIDES THE SHORT BUS
NOT MUCH IS KNOWN ABOUT OPHIURA, BUT PEOPLE DO KNOW SHE BELONGS IN THE TRASH.
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT LION_CRAZZ:
LION_CRAZZ THINKS HE IS FEARCE LIKE A LION, BUT RECENTLY, THE NEWS UNCOVORED A SHOKING SECRET. LION_CRAZZ IS ACTUALLY: A DICK! THATS RIGHT! LION_CRAZZ IS ACTUALLY A DICK, BUT EVERYBODY CALLS HIM RICHARD. NBC REPORTS THAT LION_CRAZZ WENT TO THE LOCAL DUMP (SALTWATERFISH.COM) TO HIDE HIS BIG SECRET.
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT 1JOURNEYMAN:
HE IS STUPID, LETS JUST LEAVE IT AS THAT...
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT SEPULATION:
SEPULATION IS THE SEWER MAN IN THE DUMP CALLED SALTWATERFISH.COM. HE SYPHONS THE SEWERS ALL THE TIME TO KEEP THEM RUNNING. RECENTLY, SEPULATION HAS ATTRACTED DEADLY DESEASES FROM SYPHONING THE TOXIC SEWAGE. CURRENTLY, SPULATION IS PLOTTING SALTWATERFIH.COM'S DOWNFALL BECAUSE HE CONTRACTED THE DESEASE. HE IS CLOSLY WORKING WITH THELAMEBALL TO HELP WITH THIS.
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT BTLDREEF:
1. SHE IS A HAIRY APE FROM THE JUNGLE.
2. SHE IS A FISH MURDERER
3. SHE IS A FAT, LYING, OVERWEIGHTED PIECE OF TRASH.
BTLDREEF WAS BORN IN THE SOUTH AFRICAN JUNGLE. SHE WAS RAISED BY DUMB APES AND EVENTUALLY BECAME CONSTAPATED. WHEN SHE MOVED TO AMERICA, THE LOCAL DUMP CALLED SALTWATERFISH.COM GAVE HER A JOB. SINCE THEN, SHE HAS BEEN SCRUBBING TOILETS THAT ARE ALWAYS CLOGGED BY BANG GUY AND SCSINET. SHE BELONGS IN THE TRASH WITH OPHIRIA.
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT MEOWZER:
1. SHE IS SCSINETS SASQUATCH WIFE
2. SHE AND HER CAT ARE 300 POUND CREATURES
3. SHE IS A WIENER
4. SHE HAS A SECRET AFFECTION TO HER CATS
MEOWZER WAS BORN IN THE CANADIAN FOREST. THAT IS WHERE SHE MET SCSINET. TOGETHER THEY GOT JOBS AT THE SALTWATERFISH.COM DUMP. BECAUSE THEY ARE MARRIED, BANG GUY IS JEOLOUS. RECENTLY, MEOWZER HAS BEEN CHEATING ON SCSINET AND IS SECRETLY SEEING BANG GUY. WHEN SCSINET FOUND OUT, HE WENT APE AND BEAT UP BANG GUY AND THREW HIM INTO THE DUMPSTER (WHICH IS ALREADY OCCUPIED BY OPHIRIA AND BTLDREEF). MEOWZER RECENTLY GOT A CAT. BUT WHO CARES ABOUT A STUPID OLD CAT!
 
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