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stalkers in denial too...

i went to h & r block drunk off my ass last night. we made up a bunch of crap and, instead of owing the proposed $8,900....i'm getting $300 back :) filing drunk RULES

great. we got stalkers.

don't worry clown-lover. deralps is actually a good friend of mine and, not only will be at our wedding, BUT has also promised to buy us a KICK ASS wedding gift. i was hoping that he'd get us a real nice, industrial strength blender (with built-in margarita mixing pieces!). this way, you and i...

well that's just your opinion. the FACT still remains that ALL people with herpes go rock climbing, river rafting, and snuggle with their loved ones by campfires on a full time basis. if you don't believe me then i'll simply show you proof: that entire family above ALL have herpes. if you...

Originally posted by CindySki Rye, Kip & Reefnut have not been on since April 1, because of an argument between rye & kip. that's so cute. they're giving eachother the silent treatment.

he said i had a nice ass. my smiley implied that he's.....playing for the other team

Originally posted by fishkiller Hook a ni**a up!!! no can do. you rousted on me and clown lover's strawberry cake. so if she decides not to marry me, i lose my wedding/reception deposit, and have to spend the rest of my life searching for someone merely.....2ND best.

Originally posted by SkirrbysGF treat me like a girl should be treated. a good rule of thumb that i've learned is to simply respect a girl to as much degree as she respects herself. and NO, just because she's all badass and wants to give me 10 million reasons why nobody (including myself)...

good point inns. in my experience, if they push and you shove then they'll punch. why play the game? why take the pawn when you can checkmate the king?

check it out fishkill, she puts the laughing faces BUT THEN follows em up with the cool spot face. you DO know what this means right? that's right. she's pimpin us. getting played rules!

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sure i do!! then i can get infected, take the pill treatment, and the sun will magically shine brighter! more birds will sing, more people will like me, i'll make more money, and my dog won't pee on the carpet anymore.

speaking of pathetic advertising in the medical field, has anybody seen those silly commercials for genital herpes relief?? you know, the one with the couple that's rock climbing & river rafting, smiling, holding hands, and snuggling by the campfire. wow! i never knew how joyful life can be...

95% of fat people are lazy and weak. proper exercise and diet are not rocket science. fortunately we live in society that is more than happy to cater to weak and lazy people. first we pretend that we understand, then we offer an expensive solution that requires no effort from the consumer, then...

Originally posted by Reef_Magic that is something you should not be laughing at. if u have ever had a weight problem (obviously u havent) u have no idea how hard it is to lose weight. and at school being the butt of every joke. it is a horrible thing and for u to laugh at someone b/c they...

Originally posted by Clown-Lover ok Purity, what did you start now?...i think this is a screening service for you to pick out a girl!!!!!:thinking: now why would i do that if i just put the deposit down for our midget catering, caesar's honeymoon suite, and fake elvises? Originally posted by...