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HEY, let's not. how bout a game of hangman. i don't know how to draw a hanging post so just pretend there's one. one letter per post. for every wrong letter then i'll list off body parts that are being executed. you may begin. [hr] --- ---!!

yes. inquiring minds DO wanna know. lemme share about my co-workers. 95% of them are unbelievably stupid. as a matter of fact, i sometimes feel insulted that these people are working under the same roof as me. no, i change that. i ALWAYS feel insulted that these people are under the same roof...

hopefully not too much warm & fuzzy crap in here. remember, anyone who says they like you for who you are is just too lazy or afraid to find anything better. anywayz, my #1 traight is eyes. i love a girl with beautiful eyes (preferably jade green). match that with a cute & sincere smile on a...

i hate filing. DAMMIT i just remembered a couple seconds ago that i need to file for my taxes. last year was a blast. i filed around midnight over at hr block completely trashed off vodka/7up. my girlfriend drove me over there and this lady kept asking me lame questions. "mr soto how much did...

i'm back from conquering tahoe. it was one of the best times i've had. so i'll keep it simple with some highlights: -plowed 4 skiiers. yes, i did count. -was up $850 from a $30 bet on a SLOT MACHINE. for anyone's reference, play Slingo. it kicks severe amounts of ass. it's like....got angels and...

and i've decided to conquer it. in six hours my plane departs (no, it's not crashin so quit praying!) and i begin to pound bloody marys. then me and my rockstar co-worker compadres land in reno, rent some lame car, and drive up to.... that's right! another area to conquer. so lemme describe...

in this wonderful edition we will discuss: 1. in your opinion, what's the best metallica song? i'm gonna have a draw between Orion & Master of Puppets 2. falluja: future nuclear test site? sounds good to me :) 3. best mixed drink.....hmmmm......i'm gonna have to say patron mixed with a shot...

let's just go down the line: :) i just convinced an appraiser to bump my value and save a deal :) MY company's having an outdoor employee bbq today :) just bought an ass-kicking manderin goby last night :) cleaned out my fluval last night without getting frustrated a single time :) while typing...

i've noticed that they're always turning brown at the LFS. so naturally i go out and get one- it's turning brown. anyone know why they decide to do this? here's his conditions: -60 gallon tank -two 175 watt metal halide pendant lights -medium water flow -placed in light but not getting toooooo...

didn't want to hijack polar's thread cause then she may not wanna interview me on her show. anywayz, i've decided to give my 5 foot red tail boa the entire 2nd bedroom of my condo. here's my questions: 1. the primary lighting that i'm using is a 250 watt high pressure sodium. it's bright as...

well the hamas leader dude just got assasinated. israel takes the credit, we get the blame. which means that one of us is gettin a knarly bomb somewhere well-populated. not like it wouldn't have happened anywayz but it'll probably happen just a few days sooner. and for the people who don't like...

well it's early and here i am. yer welcome. anywayz, as reward for being first in the office, i've started the coffee for everyone. double dose the amount of grinds!!! there's no point in coffee unless it's mega strong. i'm soooo tempted to one day switch the decaf with regular grinds. i hate...

-walmart sucks -men and women don't interact -starbucks is a great hangout spot -the zipper is a horrible ride better now?

my buddy wanted to make a tank outdoors under his covered patio. i told him that, in theory, it should work. of course he'll need to get a very good cooler & heater, take extra care in covering electrical cords, and expect a tad more wear n' tear. is that all though? could this work?

question: is it possible for a place to kick more ass? answer: NOPE in case you folks don't know, korean bbq's kick severe quantities of ass. the table has a built in BBQ and the buffet consists of raw meat from every animal under the sun (they got veggies too but there's no time for that weak...

just wondering if anyone can see into the logic of this rocket scientist

GO GO GO SHOW-TEE! IT'S YA BIRTHDAY!!!!

can we possibly be any more pathetic? these people have been at it for over half a year. the big ol' dilemma? THEY SCREWED US ON OUR BENEFITS!!!! somehow this gives them the excuse to parade around in zombie-like circles and hold up signs for the rest of WORKING AMERICA to read and feel...

i'm bored at work so i've been surfin around trying to find cool aquarium pics. well i found some

because everyone here SUCKS. they sound so unbelievably CORNY!!!!!! "hello sir. how are you today sir? is this your first time saving with us sir?" "well.....um.......well we're a direct lender so we.............we can get the job done. we can show you savings.........and cash..........and...