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  1. dlauber

    lizard hunting

    Might I suggest a bear trap? On a serious note, I used to have a scaled down bear trap key chain, it was more of a novelty item. On the front of the package it said 'make your very own fur skin coat' next to a picture of an enlarged fly. Im sure that would work to catch a lizard....a small one...
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    Just quit smoking!

    Be carefull around the people you love if your gonna quit. If you start getting cranky around them try to get away from them until you can calm down. On one of my dad attempts to quit smoking he took me and my brother fishing to try to relax. Long story short, he ended up saying something to me...
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    Movies that other people thought were "FANTASTIC" that you thought sucked!

    I didnt like 300 very much....way overrated imo, and I think meet the spartans really sucked...but then again I only know 1 or 2 people that did like it. At first I didnt like napolean dynamite. I really regretted watching it, but I saw it again on comedy central, and I really appreciate that...
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    A good man's razor

    , I keep picturing in my mind the episode of family guy, when Peter tapes a bunch of razors to an electric fan to save time shaving.
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    A good man's razor

    , I keep picturing in my mind the episode of family guy, when Peter taps a bunch of razors to an electric fan to save time shaving.
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    Time Travel

    can we travel forward in time also? or only back
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    Golf pro kills red shouldered hawk

    I am just not entirely convinced that he hit the bird intentionally. He may have said "ill get it this time" but I think that was merely for laughs. I dont think even he expected to hit it, and I dont think he, nor anyone else that was there at the time knew it was a protected bird. If anyone...
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    Golf pro kills red shouldered hawk

    If a hunter gets caught killing an animal one too many times the legal limit or an animal thats not in season, they are not going to jail, a hefty fine maybe, not jail time.
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    Water boarding---for or against?

    I used to place washcloths over my head and lay under the faucet while it was on....good times.
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    Golf pro kills red shouldered hawk

    He should've just screamed, "AHH, its coming towards us!!" and then hit it =P But seriously...I think this is just rediculous, its a stupid bird. Its not like its so obvious that its a protected bird, like a bald eagle. A fine would be fine, but you shouldnt go to jail for that. He was probally...
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    Dinosaurs and the Bible

    Originally Posted by sciknen well i have a few things to say i went to catholic school for 16 yrs or so but im atheist or kinda buddhist/wiccan/atheist here i go adam n eve( bible says they were the 1st n only people on earth) ok they have kids then wat kids have kids together( [hr] )...
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    Help I'm Freaking Out!!

    lol, I used to live as far south georgia you could go in a little (not really) town called 'St. Marys'. Its just about as far south east as you can go...boy do I miss those 100 degree humid summers http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Saint+...i=map&ct=title
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    Shallow thread? I hope not! (Talking Heads)

    I am soooo in love with Traylor Howard....shes not a talkign head but I dont know any that I really like at all.
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    Help I'm Freaking Out!!

    gnats are nasty little southern bugs...and I only say that because ive never seen them in washtington state, virginia, or newyork, ive only ever seen them in Georgia.
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    Help I'm Freaking Out!!

    Since when do you feel mosquito bites...? I lived in Georgia and Va for 10 yrs of my life and every day of the summer I would go to bed one night and wake up the next covered in mosquito bites. From my experience, mosquito bites dont usually show up for an hour or 2 after being bitten. And...
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    Yo Momma Jokes

    Yo momma's sooo old, she saw passion of the christ live.
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    Favorite Classic Rock songs

    I dont really know the difference between 70's 80's rock and classic rock, but I love: anything by Journey, Styx, queen, pink floyd, led zepplin, the who, the beatles...or is it beetles..I always forget. Other bands then those I usually only like 2 or 3 songs, I have never heard a single song...
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    Best Gun in COD 4??

    I will use any assult rifle or smg, with red dot scope as for perks...I dont remember the names of them but this is what I use 2 claymores (good for when Im hiding out, even if they dont kill the person I know that someone is coming, if they shoot them to detonate them) double tap increased...
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    tough decision

    I talked to my counselor about it, and as far as staying in school for an exra year...hes not sure, usually only mentally challenged kids stay in highschool for more then 4 years...but then again...hes never actually had a student ask if they could take another year...so he is going to look into...
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    how would u put out a fish that was sick?

    try the blender?
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