2010 TSA Statistics on Airport Screening

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Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0
Transvestites: 133
Hernias: 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172
Incontinence: 6,418
Enlarged Prostates: 8,249
Breast Implants: 59,350
Natural Blondes: 3

 

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Now that's funny