bad joke

[jennythebugg]

ok its bad but my mom sent this to me
somebody will laugh
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, th ey decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
Sounds to me like she's been 'sweeping' around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOOO HISSS BOOO

 

[miaheatlvr]

Originally Posted by jennythebugg
http:///forum/post/2819665
ok its bad but my mom sent this to me
somebody will laugh
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, th ey decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
Sounds to me like she's been 'sweeping' around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOOO HISSS BOOO
Thats ok and innocuous! :0)

 

[el guapo]

Originally Posted by jennythebugg
http:///forum/post/2819665
ok its bad but my mom sent this to me
somebody will laugh
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, th ey decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
Sounds to me like she's been 'sweeping' around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOOO HISSS BOOO

 

[rebelprettyboy]

hahaha that was dumb

 

[groupergenius]

What's a whisk broo.......ooooohhhhh never mind.
What a floozy. She must have been a street sweeper. Ya, you betcha.

 

[gliderjohn]

too cute!

So a guy goes into a bar with a piece of asphalt on his shoulder. The bar tender says "What'll it be?" The guy says "Two beers. One for me and one for the road."

 

[groupergenius]

I was stopped by a game warden as we were leaving the
launch ramp last week with two ice chests
full of live fish which were a few inches short of legal,
the game warden asked me if I knew the fish were
illegal, I told him that these fish were my pet fish.
“What do you mean Pet fish“, he replied.
I told him I come to the lake every once in a while
and let em swim arround. After awhile I whistle and
they swim right back into the ice chest‘s and I take ‘em
Home again.
The game warden said “I’ve gotta see this“. So I poured
the fish into the lake and we stood there for a few
minutes and the game warden said “Well”.
“Well what” I said
The game warden said “When are you gonna call em back”
“Call who back”
“The fish”
“What Fish”?

 

[gliderjohn]

 

[jennythebugg]

 

[cowfishrule]

A panda bear walks into a cafe and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check.
The panda then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. He wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him.
"Wait a minute!" he yells, "You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"
The panda grasps the manager by the throat, lifts him up, and growls, "Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!"
At this the Panda walks out the door.
The manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary. He reads:
"Panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves"

 

[groupergenius]

Originally Posted by COWFISHRULE
http:///forum/post/2820900
A panda bear walks into a cafe and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check.
The panda then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. He wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him.
"Wait a minute!" he yells, "You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"
The panda grasps the manager by the throat, lifts him up, and growls, "Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!"
At this the Panda walks out the door.
The manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary. He reads:
"Panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves"
I...I just don't know what to say.