bad name = no cake

camfish

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Originally Posted by WangoTango
http:///forum/post/2878977
Found this article...
http://www.rr.com/view/content/story...00&sSect=HOM_1
The parents don't understand what the big deal is and of course a name doesn't mean anything, but if you have a kid named Adolf Hitler one named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, and one named Honszlynn Hinler what do you expect?
What ever happend to Tim or Bob or Jill?

-Justin
This guys an idiot. I feel sorry for that poor kid and have no idea why people decide to do this to their kids. It reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld where George wants to name his kid Seven. Jerry says,
"Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven. Seven periods of
school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually
seven years to life. Yeah, you're doing that child quite a service."
Yeah, and I know a girl named Ima...Ima Pig. What a beautiful name, lets see if she ever gets a date.
 

gmann1139

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I'm thinking of the Harvey Danger song...
Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding...
 

ruaround

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what a nut job... that kid is gonna be so tormented...
this is something that celebs do... i think they are nuts...
Sean Penn named his kid Hopper... Jonathon Davis named his Pirate... Michael Hutchence (former lead singer of INXS) named his daughter Heaven Hunaaani Tiger Lilly... those are just off the top of my head...
i went to school with a kid named Justin Other Smith... thats humorous... lol...
 

teresaq

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I hate that. We thought long and hard on our kids names. Our last name is Quick.
I went to school with the Tester brothers. Peter and Richard.
 

mimzy

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my name isn't particularly bad.... i do get "Miriam? oh wow. I had a great aunt named Miriam!!" ALLLL the time, though.
...the thing that REALLY gets me is the last name I had in gradeschool.... which was "Shore."
Among other things, people would raise their hands and be like "Shore!" and then put their hand down and say "UN-shore!"
.....it was unending. really. sooooooooooo creative.
 

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by Mimzy
http:///forum/post/2879105
my name isn't particularly bad.... i do get "Miriam? oh wow. I had a great aunt named Miriam!!" ALLLL the time, though.
...the thing that REALLY gets me is the last name I had in gradeschool.... which was "Shore."
Among other things, people would raise their hands and be like "Shore!" and then put their hand down and say "UN-shore!"
.....it was unending. really. sooooooooooo creative.

That isn't even close...
 

jtt

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Thats gotta be up there with child abuse right? to name a kid Adolf Hitler?
I read an article once that a guy kept his kids out of public school and only taught them to speak Klingon for the first several years of their life.
I read another that the parents said that the color red is really the color blue and the color blue is really the color red.
And another that a parent made a sad face everytime they were "smiling" and a happy face when they were mad or upset.
All parents were taken to court for child abuse and the kids were taken away from them.
Its all mental and psychological child abuse. That kid is going to be screwed up for life and he is going to be ridiculed once their Jr High gets to the curriculum about the holocaust. Kids are brutal.
I feel sorry for that kid
 

cowfishrule

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well, my old neighbors last name was "titz"- pronounced teetz.
it was very well suited, and im going to leave it at that.
and yet, nobody brought up frank zappa's kids...
dweezil and moonunit.
 

stdreb27

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Originally Posted by Mimzy
http:///forum/post/2879146
LoL. you're right. i posted my story before i read the article. nooooooooooooo contest. they win. they can HAVE it.
No I was talking sure and shore... Gotta be more creative than that if you're gonna be mean.
 

wangotango

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"We're not racists, but my son's middle name is Aryan Nation."

I had a teacher whose last name was Fortune. She wasn't married, so she was Miss Fortune. Good teacher though.
-Justin
 

stdreb27

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This one is probably too smart for most high schoolers but I met a guy at work the other day named Phil Landers. I don't know how he made it through life...
 

gmann1139

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Originally Posted by TeresaQ
http:///forum/post/2879038
I hate that. We thought long and hard on our kids names. Our last name is Quick.
I went to school with the Tester brothers. Peter and Richard.
My last name is Mann. I feel your pain.
Knew a kid in HS named Justin Case.
 

ruaround

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Originally Posted by prime311
http:///forum/post/2879467
How about Patriots CB Randall Gay? I mean how does a guy named Randy Gay get through school.
he is no longer on the Patriots... he is on the Saints...
a guy i worked with dads name is Harold Richard Stump...
 
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