Best movie quote ever

seltzerd

Member
Not a single quote from Apocalypse Now???
Another movie that is one long great quote
"Some day this war is gonna end" -Kilgore
 

cranberry

Active Member
Originally Posted by 1journeyman
http:///forum/post/2480108
Folks, please remember using !@*$@ and other symbols to beat the profanity filter is not really allowed.
Find some quotes that don't use profanity, please. I edited all but one post (which was too full to edit so it was deleted), but in the future all threads will simply be deleted.
Just saying.......
 

nacl freak

Member
Steel Magnolias
"The only thing that seperates us from animals, is our ability to accessorize"
"Well I always say, if you can't say something nice about people, come sit by me."
 

texasmetal

Active Member
Originally Posted by seltzerd
http:///forum/post/2728311
Not a single quote from Apocalypse Now???
Another movie that is one long great quote
"Some day this war is gonna end" -Kilgore
"Charlie don't surf!"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
 

perfectdark

Active Member
Emissary:"Our arrows will darken the sky"
Spartan: "..."Then we will fight in the shade"
Xerxes: There's much our cultures could share, haven't you noticed?
Leonidas: (pointing toward dead soldiers) "We've been sharing our culture with you all morning."
Xerxes: "Your Athenian rivals will kneel at your feet, if you but kneel at mine."
Leonidas: "You are generous, as you are divine. Such an offer only a mad man would refuse. But the...idea of kneeling, its... you see slaughtering all those men of yours, has... well, its left a nasty cramp in my leg. So kneeling will be hard for me.
300 in case you havent guessed...LOL
 

kclester

Active Member
ummm lets see
"Wax On Wax Off"
"Im getting tired of these mother loveing snakes.......On this mother loveing plane"
"Stupid is a Stupid does"
"Mama said life is like a box of choclates you never know what your gunna get"
"Fish are friends Not food"
 

scsinet

Active Member
I just saw this thread pop back up and I can't believe nobody has done these yet...
"No, it's gotta be your bull."
"Maybe you should have called..."
"I did call earlier when... on the phone"
"when was that?"
"or later when... then I left a message"
"A message... what number did you call?"
"2.... 4... niner 5678"
"You're trailing off and did I catch a "Niner" in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?"
"No it was a cordless."
"Richard, were you watching spanktravision?"
"I think you're gonna be okay here... they have a thin candy shell"
"Your brain has a thick candy shell"
"your brain has a... uh..."
"are you talking?"
"It's a clip on!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm sure you'd love to sit and just keep being not slim, but we have work to do"
"I was checking the specs for the end... uhh... the rotary girder... I'm retarded."
"Where are we going to take the deer... to the vet?
"You take dead animals to the vet? "
"We take you to the vet"
"Yeah... I'll take you to... "
"Got that?"
"I hear you graduated... in just a shade under a decade too..."
"You have de-railed!"
Oh man I can't do anymore of these I'm laughing too hard...
 

maryg

Member
Originally Posted by SigmaChris
http:///forum/post/2480438
So here is another favorite of mine.
"Ezekiel 25:17."
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
Jules from Pulp Fiction
Which wallet is yours?
It's the on that says bad mother*#@$*& (that one is classic)
and don't forget "shirley you can't be serious"
 

maryg

Member

Originally Posted by Crashbandicoot
http:///forum/post/2485616
Alright meow hand over your liscens and registration .
Your registration .
Hurry up meow.
Sorry ....... giggles
is there something funny here boy ?
No ,no, no giggling
Well then why are you laughing Mr...........uh... Larry Johnson?
Alright meow where were we ?
I'm sorry are you saying meow ?

AmI saying meeeoooww ?
I....I...I thought

Dont think boy ! meow do you know how fast you were going ?
Laughing........

Nnow what is so damn funny?
I coulda sworn you said meow

Do I look like a cat to you boy ? Am I jumping around all nibbly bimbbly from tree to tree ? Am I drinking milk from a saucer ? Well do you see me eating mice ?
Well you stop laughing right meow .
Yes sir

MEOW I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one .
BUT?!?

No but's meow . Thats the law .
Its not so funny meow is it ?
That's too funny. Almost as good as Chris Farley
"7, & miles an hour"
Meow
 

m0nk

Active Member
Originally Posted by alix2.0
http:///forum/post/2493294
"why, hello. im handsome rob"
"hi! my names becky! its written right on my shirt!"
"well look, im gonna need your shirt, and your truck."
"oh well ill give them both to you, would you like my virginity as well?"
"if its on the menu."
"oh hahaha your so witty! why dont you try to take advantage of me?"
"yeah, your not too bright, are you?"
"no."
"perfect."
Werd, best quotes ever, and I heard that Seth Green came up with that Ad Lib.
 

iowafish

Member
"I'm in hiiiiiiiiiiigh speed pursuit of a black Trans-Am; he's all mine, so stay out o' the way!"
--Gleason
There's got to be a thousand classic lines from that movie.
KH
 

hlcroghan

Active Member
What is the definition of irony? A plane full of convicts in a plane that is going to crash singing a song by a band that died in a plane crash.
 

hlcroghan

Active Member
What is the definition of irony? A plane full of convicts in a plane that is going to crash singing a song by a band that died in a plane crash.
Step away from the bunny.
Con Air...love that movie
 
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