Darth... it's about time someone called you out!!!

crimzy

Active Member
So I guess I'll have to be the one to do it...

In the past, you were somewhat entertaining and borderline clever. The whole mancard thing was moderately humorous... your name and the star wars analogy is somewhat interesting. But man oh man have you gone off the deep end.

At least once a day, if not more, you come up with the whiniest, most annoying threads imagineable. They all follow the same tone... "Because of Obama doing ________, I am going to pull my fingernails out, punch myself in the face, slit my wrists, poke out my eyes, tear off my scrotum, etc". Then, you'll disappear for a while, only to come back and offer a snippy post about how you were able to stir people up.
I don't know when you became a born again Republican but, just wanted to let you know... this nonsense is pretty annoying. Truly, you are far more whiny than my 3 yr old daughter. This is not really a flame... just the truth.

If I were you, I'd give your wife a call and maybe follow her around... I wonder if she's messing around with someone who's a bit more manly.

BTW, the Cowboys suck... thanks for the draft picks.
 

t316

Active Member
All of that may be true, not sure, except for the Cowboys statement. The Cowboys do not suck...
You should take that blatent lie back before an inocent bystander reads this and actually starts believing this falsehood.
 

ruaround

Active Member
Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2968836
All of that may be true, not sure, except for the Cowboys statement. The Cowboys do not suck...
You should take that blatent lie back before an inocent bystander reads this and actually starts believing this falsehood.
this post is filled with misleading information... anyone reading the post made by T316 should disregard it...
 

darthtang aw

Active Member
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2968832
So I guess I'll have to be the one to do it...

In the past, you were somewhat entertaining and borderline clever. The whole mancard thing was moderately humorous... your name and the star wars analogy is somewhat interesting. But man oh man have you gone off the deep end.

At least once a day, if not more, you come up with the whiniest, most annoying threads imagineable. They all follow the same tone... "Because of Obama doing ________, I am going to pull my fingernails out, punch myself in the face, slit my wrists, poke out my eyes, tear off my scrotum, etc". Then, you'll disappear for a while, only to come back and offer a snippy post about how you were able to stir people up.
I don't know when you became a born again Republican but, just wanted to let you know... this nonsense is pretty annoying. Truly, you are far more whiny than my 3 yr old daughter. This is not really a flame... just the truth.

If I were you, I'd give your wife a call and maybe follow her around... I wonder if she's messing around with someone who's a bit more manly.

BTW, the Cowboys suck... thanks for the draft picks.

The opening statement is all lies.
And a Detroit fan saying the cowboys suck is proof enough how far they are willing to go, to cover up their shortcomings and lies.
 

tad

Member
Not winning a playoff game since 1996 equals sucking. I think only a true homer would think otherwise. And by homer I mean someone with no knowledge of the game who blindly follows a team.
 

darthtang aw

Active Member
Originally Posted by TAD
http:///forum/post/2968873
Not winning a playoff game since 1996 equals sucking. I think only a true homer would think otherwise. And by homer I mean someone with no knowledge of the game who blindly follows a team.
And Crimzy's wonderful team of the lion's is less suckier than the cowboys? Seriously?
Incidentally, when is this Darth character going to show up and address your post Crimzy?
 

crimzy

Active Member
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2968870
The opening statement is all lies.
And a Detroit fan saying the cowboys suck is proof enough how far they are willing to go, to cover up their shortcomings and lies.
That's it??? That's all you got?
I'm dropping bombs about your manhood and your wife's boyfriend and all you can come up with is a snippet about the lions???
Do I have to talk about your wife and my kids, or yo' momma to get you to sack up?
I'm floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee... and you want to get into a slapfight.

Come on bro... we're all sitting here waiting...

Can't you hear the chant... "Crimzy - bumayay, Crimzy - bumayay, Crimzy - bumayay..."
 

dragonzim

Active Member
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2968832
So I guess I'll have to be the one to do it...

In the past, you were somewhat entertaining and borderline clever. The whole mancard thing was moderately humorous... your name and the star wars analogy is somewhat interesting. But man oh man have you gone off the deep end.

At least once a day, if not more, you come up with the whiniest, most annoying threads imagineable. They all follow the same tone... "Because of Obama doing ________, I am going to pull my fingernails out, punch myself in the face, slit my wrists, poke out my eyes, tear off my scrotum, etc". Then, you'll disappear for a while, only to come back and offer a snippy post about how you were able to stir people up.
I don't know when you became a born again Republican but, just wanted to let you know... this nonsense is pretty annoying. Truly, you are far more whiny than my 3 yr old daughter. This is not really a flame... just the truth.

If I were you, I'd give your wife a call and maybe follow her around... I wonder if she's messing around with someone who's a bit more manly.
BTW, the Cowboys suck... thanks for the draft picks.

 

stdreb27

Active Member
Originally Posted by TAD
http:///forum/post/2968873
Not winning a playoff game since 1996 equals sucking. I think only a true homer would think otherwise. And by homer I mean someone with no knowledge of the game who blindly follows a team.
Crimzy thank you for the mention, however, just because I love 1 football team, doesn't mean you have to beat me up. I've repeated numerous times that I've been a cowboys fan since birth. A tradition handed down from my grandfather to my father do me, and one i will hand down to my kids, (unless they want to starve). Simply because this perennial powerhouse has struggled in recent years doesn't change the powerful storied past of the greatest franchise in the NFL. That only due a conspiracy of the power elite in the north east paid off officials to throw the game so the stillers could surpass them in Superbowl championships.
Crimzy I commend your fierce loyalty to the lions, who tested your true love like a woman would, making you endure some ridiculous meaningless hardship, simply to prove your loyalty. At least my cowboys tease me with greatness every few years. Even if they do dash in my hopes. Until they win the Superbowl again, at least I can rest assured knoweingthat the greatest team ever assembled the 92 and 93 Super Bowl Champions wore the big blue star!
 

ruaround

Active Member
Originally Posted by stdreb27
http:///forum/post/2968895
Crimzy thank you for the mention, however, just because I love 1 football team, doesn't mean you have to beat me up. I've repeated numerous times that I've been a cowboys fan since birth. A tradition handed down from my grandfather to my father do me, and one i will hand down to my kids, (unless they want to starve). Simply because this perennial powerhouse has struggled in recent years doesn't change the powerful storied past of the greatest franchise in the NFL. That only due a conspiracy of the power elite in the north east paid off officials to throw the game so the stillers could surpass them in Superbowl championships.
Crimzy I commend your fierce loyalty to the lions, who tested your true love like a woman would, making you endure some ridiculous meaningless hardship, simply to prove your loyalty. At least my cowboys tease me with greatness every few years. Even if they do dash in my hopes. Until they win the Superbowl again, at least I can rest assured knoweingthat the greatest team ever assembled the 92 and 93 Super Bowl Champions wore the big blue star!
opinions are awesome!!!
 

scotts

Active Member
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2968832
So I guess I'll have to be the one to do it...

In the past, you were somewhat entertaining and borderline clever. The whole mancard thing was moderately humorous... your name and the star wars analogy is somewhat interesting. But man oh man have you gone off the deep end.

At least once a day, if not more, you come up with the whiniest, most annoying threads imagineable. They all follow the same tone... "Because of Obama doing ________, I am going to pull my fingernails out, punch myself in the face, slit my wrists, poke out my eyes, tear off my scrotum, etc". Then, you'll disappear for a while, only to come back and offer a snippy post about how you were able to stir people up.
I don't know when you became a born again Republican but, just wanted to let you know... this nonsense is pretty annoying. Truly, you are far more whiny than my 3 yr old daughter. This is not really a flame... just the truth.

If I were you, I'd give your wife a call and maybe follow her around... I wonder if she's messing around with someone who's a bit more manly.

BTW, the Cowboys suck... thanks for the draft picks.

Completely agree!
 

darthtang aw

Active Member
Originally Posted by crimzy
http:///forum/post/2968890
That's it??? That's all you got?
I'm dropping bombs about your manhood and your wife's boyfriend and all you can come up with is a snippet about the lions???
Do I have to talk about your wife and my kids, or yo' momma to get you to sack up?
I'm floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee... and you want to get into a slapfight.

Come on bro... we're all sitting here waiting...

Can't you hear the chant... "Crimzy - bumayay, Crimzy - bumayay, Crimzy - bumayay..."

Hey, if insulting a fellow SWFer on this site helps inflate your overgrown mongaloidian gourd, Who am I to stop ya? It doesn't matter if you claim my wife has a boyfriend and challenge my manhood. After all, one has to just look at the source and realize they are reading a post from a special olympics gold medalist . So go ahead and continue this massive internet assault on my manhood. After all, even retards need a hobby.
By the way, tell your wife to pick up my pants from the cleaners on the way over to my house.
 

darthtang aw

Active Member
Oh, and don't lock this just yet mods.......Let's see if my friend the Crimster wants to continue pretending to be an insect, so I can squash him like a bug.
 

crimzy

Active Member
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2968925
Hey, if insulting a fellow SWFer on this site helps inflate your overgrown mongaloidian gourd, Who am I to stop ya? It doesn't matter if you claim my wife has a boyfriend and challenge my manhood. After all, one has to just look at the source and realize they are reading a post from a special olympics gold medalist . So go ahead and continue this massive internet assault on my manhood. After all, even retards need a hobby.
By the way, tell your wife to pick up my pants from the cleaners on the way over to my house.
I love it!!!

I thought you were pulling the old Roberto Duran "No mas" in your corner... then good ol' Buster Douglas comes out swinging wildly, looking for that lucky shot.

Can't really say that I'm down with the "retard" smack... a bit politically incorrect there. But you can never go wrong with the wife bit.
Don't worry, though... you don't need to get your pants from the cleaners... I still have an old pair from when I was 11 that you can have. Though they may be a little baggy on you.

Don't worry about this bad boy being locked... unless you're paying someone off, I don't think that the mods are going to put you out of your misery quite yet.
But it's good to see you man-up. It's been a while...
 

moprint

Member
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2968925
Hey, if insulting a fellow SWFer on this site helps inflate your overgrown mongaloidian gourd, Who am I to stop ya? It doesn't matter if you claim my wife has a boyfriend and challenge my manhood. After all, one has to just look at the source and realize they are reading a post from a special olympics gold medalist . So go ahead and continue this massive internet assault on my manhood. After all, even retards need a hobby.
By the way, tell your wife to pick up my pants from the cleaners on the way over to my house.
That is some funny stuff there!!!
 

renogaw

Active Member
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW
http:///forum/post/2968933
Oh, and don't lock this just yet mods.......Let's see if my friend the Crimster wants to continue pretending to be an insect, so I can squash him like a bug.
if i didn't know you two better i'd be a little more concerned about this post :p
 
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