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reef_magic

reef_magic

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body The female initiates --- by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have --- for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
 
orion7

orion7

Member
Three things:
Urine glows under UV light not just cat's.
Chimps and other monkeys just do it for fun as well.
So you want to be bacon in your next life. Maybe some sausage and if your in canada...
 
black99l

black99l

Member
1. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
2. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
3. A shrimp's heart is in their head.
4. Your heart stops for a mili-second when you sneeze.
5. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so - apart from Bones).
6. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
7. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
8. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
9. Rats and horses can't vomit.
10. "Sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
11. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
12. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
13. If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, they can pop out.
14. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
15. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
16. If the U.S. government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
17. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
18. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
19. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
20. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
21. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
22. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
23. Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
24. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
25. Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
 
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tizzo

Guest
Maaaannn, and I thought I was the encyclopedia of useless knowledge, I've got nuthin' on you guys!!

ooh, ooh, the elephant is the only animal with knees that bend forward on all four legs. Oh yeah and a watermelon's inside is actually blue til you cut the skin. (LOL)
 
ty_05_f

ty_05_f

Active Member

Originally posted by Tizzo
Maaaannn, and I thought I was the encyclopedia of useless knowledge, I've got nuthin' on you guys!!


I think they got them in emails because I have gotten all of these before. :thinking:
 
nicky1.8t

nicky1.8t

Active Member
first off i love these threads.
Originally posted by black99l
8. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
25. Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
i wish i didnt use a phone i hate them
i tired to lick my elbow
 
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tizzo

Guest
She can lick her elbows, and she's not your type?? Man, your tough...
 
birdy

birdy

Active Member
Chimps and other monkeys just do it for fun as well.

Okay this reminds me of a funny story, I worked at the zoo in my city for 5yrs before the twins came along. So this woman comes up to one of the keepers one day with her 7-8yr old son. She asked where the primates were becuase she had just explained about human reproduction and wanted him to see an example of it (okay that is creepy enough just there), well anyway the keeper told her where the orangs and gorillas were and some small primates, then the keeper told her where the chimps were, she said," Oh I don't want him to see the chimps they have oral --- and that had to be taught to them." The keeper just stood there with her mouth open and assured her that we certainly did not teach the chimps how to have oral ---!
Still makes me laugh to think about it, we gave the chimp keepers a hard time after that.
 
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