Excellent Euphemisms

[truehle]

We all use them. "Bit the dust", "kicked the bucket", etc...
One of my favorites is "Sunshine units" instead of rads (radiation exposure).
I heard another good one too while attending a General Electric lighting seminar for when a arc lamp explodes. It's something like, "highly kinetic thermal failure." Sounds so much better.

Anyone one else got some good ones? I'm looking for some good funny ones!

 

[ruaround]

i like sanitary landfill for garbage dump... or assisted living community for retirement home...
will think of some more...