zrocker
New Member
Most of you have probably already heard the mother theresa one.
Well, if you haven't already heard it here it is.
Mother Theresa dies and goes to heaven.
She gets an invitation to eat with Jesus and she is real exicted.
Well, they have tuna sandwitches. She is disapointed but doesn't say anything.
She gets another invitation to eat with Jesus and she is excited again thinking it will be better.
But again Jesus gives here tuna. She flips out. I sacraficed all my life and you serve me tuna?
Jesus replies, "I'm sorry but everyone knows it's not worth cooking for two."
Another quick fish joke.
Did you hear about the fish that won the lotto?
Poor thing died comming on land trying to collect.
Please share if you have any fish jokes.
Well, if you haven't already heard it here it is.
Mother Theresa dies and goes to heaven.
She gets an invitation to eat with Jesus and she is real exicted.
Well, they have tuna sandwitches. She is disapointed but doesn't say anything.
She gets another invitation to eat with Jesus and she is excited again thinking it will be better.
But again Jesus gives here tuna. She flips out. I sacraficed all my life and you serve me tuna?
Jesus replies, "I'm sorry but everyone knows it's not worth cooking for two."
Another quick fish joke.
Did you hear about the fish that won the lotto?
Poor thing died comming on land trying to collect.
Please share if you have any fish jokes.
