Have you ever heard the song by Toby Keith called "I want to talk about me" Completely hilarious song.
I was in a line for a movie one time and I heard the couple behind me talking, well she was talking and he was listening. She was talking about her clothes and about a dress that she had in her closet that she had not worn for a number of years. "You know the blue dress in the back of my closet that is next to the black dress you know the one I am talking about well......." It was all I could do not to bust out laughing listening to her yammer on.
Scott