Potatoes and broccoli? Come on. Is that how you're going to justify the healthy eating aspects of that artery-clogging bomb? Yeaaa, those 'taters and greens' will just suck up all that pork grease. Don't forget to top it off with a ladle full of melted Velveeta or cheddar cheese. Send a picture to that Man vs. Food guy. He'd love to try that concoction.