Great Job offer in Alaska

[veni vidi vici]

Position: Surveyor
Salary: $200 per hour (tax-free)
Qualification: Must be fast on your feet

This one is my personal favorite

Isn't it comforting to know that when you are about to become a bear's breakfast your buddy is standing there taking photos?

 

[shinobi9119]

hahaha

very nice made the night

 

[bigarn]

For 200.00 bucks an hour i'd bring the bear out for dinner and cocktails.

 

[mboswell1982]

i agree with bigarn on that one

 

[mboswell1982]

where do i apply? LOL

 

[veni vidi vici]

Originally Posted by bigarn
http:///forum/post/2905175
For 200.00 bucks an hour i'd bring the bear out for dinner and cocktails.
Then all you need to do is join the Polar Bear Sprinters Union.

 

[mboswell1982]

ahhh, thats what they make a .500 linebaugh for lol nah, but yeah, for 200 bucks an hour, id definitely do it

 

[veni vidi vici]

I wonder if that guy ever was thinking "HMMM i wonder if i can outrun the guy with the camera"

 

[coral keeper]

LOL That's just hilarious!!

 

[t316]

As a wilderness type of guy, this makes me ponder the question.....if he did catch up to you, what if you just jump on his back and bear hug him around the neck for dear life. It's not like he can reach back there and claw or bite you. Yes, he could roll over and probably kill you with his weight.....IDK...just a brain fart that passed thru my head.
Very good pics though...

 

[snakeblitz33]

Where can I apply? I was thinking about moving to alaska!

 

[veni vidi vici]

Originally Posted by T316
http:///forum/post/2905242
As a wilderness type of guy, this makes me ponder the question.....if he did catch up to you, what if you just jump on his back and bear hug him around the neck for dear life. It's not like he can reach back there and claw or bite you. Yes, he could roll over and probably kill you with his weight.....IDK...just a brain fart that passed thru my head.
Very good pics though...

The question isnt weather you could grab hold of him ,the real question is, then what lol.Would you just become a permanent part of the polar bear.lmao

 

[coral keeper]

Originally Posted by Veni Vidi Vici
http:///forum/post/2905360
The question isnt weather you could grab hold of him ,the real question is, then what lol.Would you just become a permanent part of the polar bear.lmao

 

[premilove]

lmfao hahahaaha

 

[t316]

good point, that I had wondered...You would either have to have a Rambo knife to kill it, or just be prepared for the ride of a lifetime....

 

[veni vidi vici]

 

[nwdyr]

sign me up! I am on crutches and cant walk let alone run , but i have a 44mag that runs REAL FAST!

 

[dragonzim]

Originally Posted by nwdyr
http:///forum/post/2905466
sign me up! I am on crutches and cant walk let alone run , but i have a 44mag that runs REAL FAST!
I think I polar bear would probably laugh at a 44 as it ate you

 

[aquaknight]

Problem isn't the bears, but the cold, burrr, no thanks...

 

[saltn00b]

there was a massive killer kodiak bear a few years back, that killed at least 3 campers.
when they finally took it down with a hunting rifle, the body was peppered with lots of slugs from 9mm, .40 cal and .45 ! there is a bunch of really gruesome shots of the bear, and the victims floating around on the web. Polar bears are even LARGER than kodiaks, just not as aggressive. well, until now, there have been a few increasing reports and even physical and photographic evidence that Polar bears and Kodiaks are interbreeding, and now there are hybrid super bears running around.