Yom Huledet Sameach! Bon Anniversaire! Happy Birthday!!!
ok, now you have to get the speech my mom gives us every time we have a birthday....
"I remember, (fill in your age) years ago, when Daddy took me to the hospital....
TWO DAYS I ws in labor with you! TWO DAYS I risked my life! Even THEN you were too stubborn to know when enough was enough!
But after two days for hell, and after having broken every blood vessel in my face from strain, out you came - the most beautiful soul in the entire world; of course I couldn't see you for two more days b/c I was partially blinded, but look at you now. I might even say it was all worth it."
OK, u can go on with your day now.