hired and fired in one day..............

[darthtang aw]

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for part-time, easy work. I lasted less than a day...
About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
"Hell no, they ain't twins.. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?"
So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work

 

[luvmyreef]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love it.....BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

 

[travelerjp98]

That's funny!

 

[siptang]

Good on ya Darth!
I hate ignorant fools like that.

 

[btldreef]

 

[snakeblitz33]

 

[beth]

This is another DT joke, right?

 

[darthtang aw]

questioning if i did this truly or not brings a tear to my eye.
darth (could be a joke) Tang

 

[flower]

 

[siptang]

so....... did ya? lol

 

[flower]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW http:///t/389710/hired-and-fired-in-one-day#post_3446312
questioning if i did this truly or not brings a tear to my eye.
darth (could be a joke) Tang
Darth,
If it is true, or just made up in your own head, and not copied from another joke...you can send this in and get money for it from Readers Digest...Life in the United States....or Laughter, the best medicine.
This is a worthy chuckle and must be shared...my Mother and I both laughed out loud.

 

[stdreb27]

The reader's digested still exists? wow...

 

[flower]

Quote:
Originally Posted by stdreb27 http:///t/389710/hired-and-fired-in-one-day#post_3446950
The reader's digested still exists? wow...
They pay up to $200.00 for a good story about life in these United states. I love readers digest...LOL and I loved that joke, well I HOPE it was just a joke...it's super funny regardless..

 

[saxman]

I've actually heard that one before, or at least the punch line was the same, so Darth will have to keep his day gig.
It's STILL funny tho...

 

[deejeff442]

+1 heard this somewhere also.i did like the running to the car for condoms one though

 

[flower]

Quote:
Originally Posted by saxman http:///t/389710/hired-and-fired-in-one-day#post_3447170
I've actually heard that one before, or at least the punch line was the same, so Darth will have to keep his day gig.
It's STILL funny tho...
I think even a joke that RD had never printed before.... that they will still pay for the submitted joke if they use it. So anyone who sends it in could get some cash....