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spiderwoman

spiderwoman

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Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by March 28, 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity- -Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy -
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates
and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
 
scotts

scotts

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I have a rebuttal for some of those, but since I am a stay at home dad I don't think I am the right one to post it. Although I will FULLY admit to Cerebral Atrophy. Or actually I should say select cerebral atrophy.
 
t316

t316

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The things women come up with

Can't they just let us go to our mancave and leave us alone?
 
crashbandicoot

crashbandicoot

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Originally Posted by SpiderWomanhttp:///forum/post/2537539
Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by March 28, 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
More than 8 men in a room might allow us to have fun and might even promote a general good time .
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Slide show canceled to due the woman instructing the class can't figure out how to replace bulb and is to stuborn to ask for a males help
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
It doesn't change its self . Thats why we have a woman around to change it for us
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
We do this to mark our territory The bathroom much like the garage is ours and we allow you to use it
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Floor is semi dirty but wearable one more time . The laundry basket is where we put things we are ready to have cleaned for us
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
No dishes do not fly unless thrown at us in a fit of anger. That is why men will use a paper towel to eat off of . Its a plate a napkin and a kleenex
Class 6
Loss Of Identity- -Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
We would not have a problem with this if you watched sports .
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
When we set something down we know right where it is . The problem insues when a woman thinks she knows a better place to put the item .
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.You can grow your own flowers . We on the other hand can not grow tickets to the fights.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Real men dont get lost because their woman knows to be quiet and not distract the driver in the first place
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.
this group will be joined by the womens group on how to wait till after the game is over before wanting to talk about your feelings .
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
We already know the differences . Our mother already learned how to follow the rules .
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
We already do , hand over credit card and stay as far away from you as posible
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy -
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates
and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
It's not that we forget . We just dont care . We know the dates that are important . We dont bother calling because your going to be on the phone with your mother and not answer anyways
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Again We will gladly eat our dinner off of a paper towel out of the microwave
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

 
crashbandicoot

crashbandicoot

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ahh I say it all in fun . My woman is everything to me and I do all I can to spoil her , even cooking and doing the dishes with my toes curled up on the cupboard.
Something I think every guy should do . the helping part not the curled up toes part.
 
ruaround

ruaround

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Originally Posted by Crashbandicoot
http:///forum/post/2538763
ahh I say it all in fun . My woman is everything to me and I do all I can to spoil her , even cooking and doing the dishes with my toes curled up on the cupboard.
Something I think every guy should do . the helping part not the curled up toes part.
Cabellas has these on sale right now...

 
ruaround

ruaround

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Originally Posted by Crashbandicoot
http:///forum/post/2538777
Speaking of whipped . Did you get the roomies dinner dishes done tonight there little lady ?
nah there wasnt any to do cuz thats where your lil lady was all day... doin my dishes and laundry... thats why youre gettin so good at it at your own place...
 
crashbandicoot

crashbandicoot

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Originally Posted by ruaround
http:///forum/post/2538778
nah there wasnt any to do cuz thats where your lil lady was all day... doin my dishes and laundry... thats why youre gettin so good at it at your own place...

Ah shes taking lessons from ruaround the great master of how to keep your man happy .
Be sure to show her your mad dishwasher loading skills !
 
ruaround

ruaround

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Originally Posted by Crashbandicoot
http:///forum/post/2538781
Ah shes taking lessons from ruaround the great master of how to keep your man happy .
Be sure to show her your mad dishwasher loading skills !
those arent the only loading skills i have to teach...
 
crashbandicoot

crashbandicoot

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Please ? I know your motto as of late . The only thing other than the dishwasher that you have been loading is the next song on rock band .
Now go make me dinner !
 
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