Incredible Story

whitey

Member
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University .
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense mom ents. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peters legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
 

el guapo

Active Member
I got it just fine . Soooooooo sorrryyyyyy I didn't
over it .
It was mildly amusing so I only gave it a
 

h3b

Member
Originally Posted by EL GUAPO
http:///forum/post/2616162
Thanks for giving whitney a
Now he can feel better about himself making somebody laugh

Overkill? ^
That woulda been alot more funny if i didn't think it was real at first
 

whitey

Member
Originally Posted by EL GUAPO
http:///forum/post/2616162
Thanks for giving whitney a
Now he can feel better about himself making somebody laugh

You're not funny.
Members like you don't seem to last long here. You should probably realize that you're not cool, or important before acting ignorant and leaving stupid comments.
Thanks.
 

el guapo

Active Member
Its ok Whitney . I won't steal anymore of your wise crackin lime light
I will leave being cool, acting ignorant and making stupid comments to you .
 

whitey

Member
Originally Posted by EL GUAPO
http:///forum/post/2619064
Its ok Whitney . I won't steal anymore of your wise crackin lime light
I will leave being cool, acting ignorant and making stupid comments to you .

Thanks.
Any luck finding that butterfly my challenged little friend?
 

el guapo

Active Member
Originally Posted by Whitey
http:///forum/post/2619099
Thanks.
Any luck finding that butterfly my challenged little friend?

Oh Whoopi you silly gal . You haven't been as funny since you and Ted Danson split up . Not only did he take a piece of your heart but he also took your funny bone too .
 

whitey

Member
Originally Posted by EL GUAPO
http:///forum/post/2619244
Oh Whoopi you silly gal . You haven't been as funny since you and Ted Danson split up . Not only did he take a piece of your heart but he also took your funny bone too .
Holy crap. I didn't know I was actually communicating with someone with a real learning disability. I'm very sorry.
Good luck little guy.
 

el guapo

Active Member
Originally Posted by Whitey
http:///forum/post/2619333
Holy crap. I didn't know I was actually communicating with someone with a real learning disability. I'm very sorry.
Good luck little guy.

Oh come on Whitey , Thats the absolute best a comedy master such as your self can come up with ? Learning disability and physical apperance jabs . Thats at best grade school level comedy . Gimme something to work with here . I thought this was going to be a good back and forth . Something that the folks around here could get a good laugh out of . Whats next on your list , Possibly the classic " I know you are but what am I " or maybe a "Yo mama " joke ?
 

el guapo

Active Member
Originally Posted by Jaymz
http:///forum/post/2619392
Good one! too bad el gagpole was upset his mom had to explain it to him.

Points for the word play on the name , But the mama joke voids any validity to your comment . But thanks for playing .
 
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