Interesting take on this....

[darthtang aw]

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, waiting outside the Operating Room.
The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?' The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get
my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.' The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about.
I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots
of jello and ice cream. It's a breeze.' The second kid then asks, 'What are you in here for?
The first kid says, 'A circumcision.' And the second kid says, 'Whoa, good luck with that one, buddy!
I had that done when I was BORN ... Couldn't walk for a year.

 

[beth]

 

[reefraff]

Yep

 

[sweatervest13]

Nice!!

 

[flower]

There were these two little boys...meanest little guys you could ever want to meet. Their mom was at a loss on what to do with them, they were only 10 and 11 and always into trouble, if anything happened in town they were usually to blame....So she asked the preacher for some help, he told her not to worry, he was at talking to children. Have the oldest come first, and if I can get him on board the younger should follow.
Well the next day the young fellow shows up at the preachers office, he was very nervous because he had never done anything to upset God. The preach had him sit, and then got real close to his face and asked him..."Young man, do you know who Jesus is?" The little guy got wide eyed and shook his head yes. Then the preacher asked...Do you know where Jesus is right now?...all of a sudden the kid took off out the door and down the road and ran all the way home and hid in the closet.
His little brother asked him what was worng...the boy answered, "Jesus is missing, and they think we took him".