fishdreams
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One day three men were taken hostage by a terrorist and gathered into a room.
The terrorist told each of the men to get ten fruits of one kind and bring them back to him.
The first man comes back with ten apples and places them on a table. The terrorist then tells him to stick the apples up his butt without fliching or he would kill him.
The man attempts this and flinches after only one apple, so the terrorist kills him.
The second man comes in with ten grapes and is told the same thing. He manages to get nine of the grapes in, but suddenly bursts out laughing. The terrorist kills the man and he goes to heaven.
When he gets to heaven God asks him why he began to laugh.
And the man looks at God and sais, " I just saw the last man come in with ten pineapples!"
The terrorist told each of the men to get ten fruits of one kind and bring them back to him.
The first man comes back with ten apples and places them on a table. The terrorist then tells him to stick the apples up his butt without fliching or he would kill him.
The man attempts this and flinches after only one apple, so the terrorist kills him.
The second man comes in with ten grapes and is told the same thing. He manages to get nine of the grapes in, but suddenly bursts out laughing. The terrorist kills the man and he goes to heaven.
When he gets to heaven God asks him why he began to laugh.
And the man looks at God and sais, " I just saw the last man come in with ten pineapples!"
a traveling salesman breaks down in the country and walks to the nearest house. after knocking on the door he is greeted by a farmer, whom he asks if he can stay the night, to which the farmer replies, "only if you promise not to sleep with my son", to which he replies, "i think i'm in the wrong joke"