Joke for sickos (like me)

[speg]

So i've told this joke to both brothers of mine.. both agree that its dumb.. I found it funny as heck =c( here goes.
Whats the different between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?
A pick-pocket snatches watches.
Lemme know

 

[michelle l]

:yes:

:yes:

I'd heard that one before, but I still think it's funny.

 

[fishkiller]

As wasted as I a m, I stiill caught that! Awesome!!! Hold on, lemme think of one...... well.... I can't think of any that would be acceptable to this board.... Sorry yall... :notsure:

 

[pwnag3!!]

good joke

 

[jayc]

Good one Speg :yes: !

 

[chypriss]

Don't get me started on the dead baby jokes.

 

[pwnag3!!]

thats a great avatar.... since there are children that patrol this board. Anyways it doesnt make sense... buying one vowel would only fill one of the three vowels in the saying anyways...

 

[chypriss]

Yes I know it will only fill 1 of 3 vowels. You every watch a show called Wheel of Fortune? Its been on for a few years, I suggest you watch it from time to time.

Sorry had to be a smart ass, its just who I am. No harm intended.

About the whole kids thing, I'm, sure there is hardly anyone under 16 years of age, on these forums. Plus they probably wouldn't get the jesture intended.

 

[pwnag3!!]

im sure they wouldnt... with bad language being as rampant as it is on tv and movies

 

[chypriss]

Language isn't that bad on TV....well it isn't on PBS, and that is the only channel I watch.

People these days are so desensitized to pretty much everything, its part of everyday life now. Only people that really care about it are those Conservative

[hr]
, and well they just force there opinion on eveyone no matter if they like it or not.

 

[pwnag3!!]

im not a conservative by any means.... i just dont think the mods would like it... and trust me i know what the mods like and dont like. i have had my original ccount frozen for about 1 1/2 years now

 

[chypriss]

I need to get my photoshop working so I can make an avatar, i can't find any small pics off the net that allow me to use it as an avatar. So I pulled one from my LiveJournal.

 

[speg]

Originally Posted by Chypriss
About the whole kids thing, I'm, sure there is hardly anyone under 16 years of age, on these forums. Plus they probably wouldn't get the jesture intended.
There actually are a few that i've seen.. granted i've not seen EVERYBODYS age.. but i've seen a few people as young as 11 on here...
In your defense though.. when I was 11 I was saying far worse things than I say now
Not that I want to get into your guys sissy argument.. I was just sharing some facts
Also just for the record... arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics... even if you win you're still retarded.

 

[mimzy]

I seem to remember something about pots and kettles and the color black....

 

[chypriss]

I wasn't arguing, that is the worst thing to do on the internet, no matter what happens your not going to prove your point. I would never type anything on the internet that I wouldn't say to your face. :joy:

 

[speg]

Originally Posted by Chypriss

I wasn't arguing, that is the worst thing to do on the internet, no matter what happens your not going to prove your point. I would never type anything on the internet that I wouldn't say to your face. :joy:
What if someone is like 8 foot tall and can bench a small island? If that were the case.... I may stick to chewing someone out on the internet!

 

[ophiura]

Chypriss - I would very strongly suggest immediate use of another avatar.