miaheatlvr
Active Member
Barack Obama and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto woke the president and said, "Kemo bro, look towards sky, what you see?"
Obama replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
Obama, going on with his usual rhetorical, psychological answer for everything,
Pondered for a few moments and then said,....
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically speaking, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically speaking, it tells me Mother Nature is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically speaking, it tells me we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto replies: "Obama, you dumber than Buffalo; it means some one stole the tent!"
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto woke the president and said, "Kemo bro, look towards sky, what you see?"
Obama replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
Obama, going on with his usual rhetorical, psychological answer for everything,
Pondered for a few moments and then said,....
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically speaking, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically speaking, it tells me Mother Nature is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically speaking, it tells me we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto replies: "Obama, you dumber than Buffalo; it means some one stole the tent!"
