Jotd

[clown-lover]

A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing
with
delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any
idea
how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just
came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of
an 18
year-old." The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old
ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.

If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!

 

[daniel411]

 

[saltyj]

Ha that was great

:joy:

 

[rbmount]

True

 

[cindyski]

:hilarious

 

[scotts]

OK, two old guys were playing golf one day. A funeral procession passed by and one guy took off his hat and held it over his heart while the procession passed by. The second guy turns to the first guy and says, "that was a nice thing to do". The first guy says, "well we were married for 48 years".
Scott