Flucrum, you are absolutly right. That is my mistake. But, besides your uncanny ability as a grammar advocate, your response is unfortunately very annoying and needless to me. I believe fishkiller would have responded when he wakes up. He's smart enough to use the right word. Which means he's smart enough, and capable of correcting me in his own right. And he, as most "long termers" on this board know, is welcome to respond to me with smart aleck, rude comments because I have known him for more than a decade. You, Encyclopedia Brown, have hardly conversed enough with me to warrant "attempted witty" responses. Perhaps you don't have much else to do during the work week than correct people's posts that are intended as jokes between friends. But, it was wasted time on your part. I do appreciate your try at exerting effort though.
And I'm sorry if I offended your alternative lifestyle. Not my piece of pie, or hot dog if you will. You can have all the men you want. Village People, and Michael Jackson, and Macauly Culkin included. I'll stick with the books though so I can further my currently poor knowledge of the English language. Then I'll use it to have good conversations with the opposite ---.