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meowzer

Moderator
DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman, somewhat upset, she shouted 'You are a disrespectful pig! 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'
Her husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute so I can tell you what happened.'
Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they will be the last words you will ever say to me!'
So the husband begins to explain -"I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you were afraid you would put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued -
'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
 

miaheatlvr

Active Member
Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/3030061
HEYYYY...and to think I wished you a happy birthday

WOMEN...is what keep men alive....

Or at least parts of them..... leave the brains at home.....
KIDDING, JUST KIDDING... It was a joke people!
 

meowzer

Moderator
Originally Posted by MiaHeatLvr
http:///forum/post/3030117
Or at least parts of them..... leave the brains at home.....
KIDDING, JUST KIDDING... It was a joke people!

Whose brains...cause we know where yours are

OHHHH...that was not a joke
 

pezenfuego

Active Member
Mine is in the anterior end of my body...where is yours? I have yet to see any sign of it.
That was a joke people!
 

darthtang aw

Active Member
Originally Posted by meowzer
http:///forum/post/3030137
Whose brains...cause we know where yours are

OHHHH...that was not a joke

Atleast it is apparent men have brains. Women on the other hand...........The results have not comeback yet, we sent a woman to go get them.
Darth (Remember all blond jokes are about women) Tang
 
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