sato
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What is the manliest way to die?
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Manliest way to die.
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sato
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Cadbury surprise:
Manliness: 9 Style: 8 Awesomeness: 12 Mess: 8
What you need: ice cream scooper, cadbury eggs.
How to do it: spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats.
Manliness: 9 Style: 8 Awesomeness: 12 Mess: 8
What you need: ice cream scooper, cadbury eggs.
How to do it: spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats.
1968oldsma
Member
Originally Posted by Sato
Cadbury surprise:
Manliness: 9 Style: 8 Awesomeness: 12 Mess: 8
What you need: ice cream scooper, cadbury eggs.
How to do it: spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats.
:notsure: Thats not right.....i feel dirty......
Cadbury surprise:
Manliness: 9 Style: 8 Awesomeness: 12 Mess: 8
What you need: ice cream scooper, cadbury eggs.
How to do it: spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats.
:notsure: Thats not right.....i feel dirty......
thangbom
Active Member
.... hum.. i think 1 of the most manliest way to die is by suffication!!!
what u need?? a few beef n bean baritos , and a car trunk....
howto die?? eat them baritos while locked inside your small craped car's trunk!!! all that is left is for u to digest and fart away.. u will choke on your own noxios fumes and die!!!
what u need?? a few beef n bean baritos , and a car trunk....
howto die?? eat them baritos while locked inside your small craped car's trunk!!! all that is left is for u to digest and fart away.. u will choke on your own noxios fumes and die!!!
molamola
Member
Originally Posted by Schubert
Probably the way that I'm going to die, ie. the way Schumann died; alone in my deathbed, derranged, heartbroken, tormented by the ringing pitch of a single note inside my head, lying there muttering to myself...that would be sweet...genius
Poor Clara...Genius or not, if I were Schumann's wife, I'd just clobber him to death with a giant tuning fork.
Probably the way that I'm going to die, ie. the way Schumann died; alone in my deathbed, derranged, heartbroken, tormented by the ringing pitch of a single note inside my head, lying there muttering to myself...that would be sweet...genius
Poor Clara...Genius or not, if I were Schumann's wife, I'd just clobber him to death with a giant tuning fork.
schadiest1
Active Member
gee, i wonder if Sato could post any more useless threads?
schubert
Member
Originally Posted by MolaMola
Poor Clara...Genius or not, if I were Schumann's wife, I'd just clobber him to death with a giant tuning fork.
Yeah...he didn't even recognizer her on his deathbed. That's how crazy he was. Then's there's Mahler (Symphony No. 5 all the way!) who died muttering Mozart's name...weird.
Poor Clara...Genius or not, if I were Schumann's wife, I'd just clobber him to death with a giant tuning fork.
Yeah...he didn't even recognizer her on his deathbed. That's how crazy he was. Then's there's Mahler (Symphony No. 5 all the way!) who died muttering Mozart's name...weird.
schadiest1
Active Member
I know you are very capable, you have shown us this in the past. Do you actually have a fish tank?
sato
Member
Heh, you would know that if you poked around the other boards...
Btw, in case you werent sure this is the off topic forum. Meaning I can make whatever silly post I feel is important enough to type up, provided I am not offending anyone. If you do not like to read some of the fun posts I make here then you can always choose not to click on it
Also, how have I shown you this in the past?
Btw, in case you werent sure this is the off topic forum. Meaning I can make whatever silly post I feel is important enough to type up, provided I am not offending anyone. If you do not like to read some of the fun posts I make here then you can always choose not to click on it
Also, how have I shown you this in the past?
xjayx
Member
Originally Posted by Sato
Cadbury surprise:
Manliness: 9 Style: 8 Awesomeness: 12 Mess: 8
What you need: ice cream scooper, cadbury eggs.
How to do it: spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats.
AHAHAHAH!!!
I don't know if anything could beat that.
Cadbury surprise:
Manliness: 9 Style: 8 Awesomeness: 12 Mess: 8
What you need: ice cream scooper, cadbury eggs.
How to do it: spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats.
AHAHAHAH!!!
I don't know if anything could beat that.
satcmofish
Member
a freind of mine died by covering a grenade with his body to save the lives of the marines in his squad in iraq. he definitely gets the vote from me
slick
Active Member
Originally Posted by satcmofish
a freind of mine died by covering a grenade with his body to save the lives of the marines in his squad in iraq. he definitely gets the vote from me
Your friend would get a vote from me too.
I think if I had to kill myself I would ride my motorcycle head on at 180mph into the front of a semi. NO pain there and what a mess lol.
a freind of mine died by covering a grenade with his body to save the lives of the marines in his squad in iraq. he definitely gets the vote from me
Your friend would get a vote from me too.
I think if I had to kill myself I would ride my motorcycle head on at 180mph into the front of a semi. NO pain there and what a mess lol.
rubberduck
Active Member
Originally Posted by slick
Your friend would get a vote from me too.
I think if I had to kill myself I would ride my motorcycle head on at 180mph into the front of a semi. NO pain there and what a mess lol.
maybe take a couple with u
Your friend would get a vote from me too.
I think if I had to kill myself I would ride my motorcycle head on at 180mph into the front of a semi. NO pain there and what a mess lol.
maybe take a couple with u 
