fishymissy
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A burgler had broken into a house one night while the owners were away. As he walked around the darkened house, he shone his flashlight here and there looking for things to steal. All of a sudden he hears a whisper..."Jesus is watching you"......
He whirls around shining his light, but finds nothing. After a few moments, he calms down, thinking that after all he's nervous and he's just hearing things. So the burgler goes back to searching for stuff. Then he hears the whisper again....."Jesus is watching you"....this makes him jump and shine the flashlight all over....then he notices something in the corner of the room, covered by a sheet.
He walks over and pulls the sheet off, and there is a parrot in a cage. He looks the parrot over and says "What did you say?" and the bird replies in a whisper....."Jesus is watching you".....
The burgler laughs at this and says "What is your name?", and the bird says "Moses". The man shakes his head and mumbles "What kind of people name a bird Moses?", to which the bird replies....
"The same kind of people that name a 150 lb rottweiler Jesus!"
He whirls around shining his light, but finds nothing. After a few moments, he calms down, thinking that after all he's nervous and he's just hearing things. So the burgler goes back to searching for stuff. Then he hears the whisper again....."Jesus is watching you"....this makes him jump and shine the flashlight all over....then he notices something in the corner of the room, covered by a sheet.
He walks over and pulls the sheet off, and there is a parrot in a cage. He looks the parrot over and says "What did you say?" and the bird replies in a whisper....."Jesus is watching you".....
The burgler laughs at this and says "What is your name?", and the bird says "Moses". The man shakes his head and mumbles "What kind of people name a bird Moses?", to which the bird replies....
"The same kind of people that name a 150 lb rottweiler Jesus!"
