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"Pot... what does my race have to do with it?" said the kettle.
"I misspoke, Kettle, you now how the internet makes me sound like a narcissist that dislikes everything and always has something negative to say, even though it can't possibly be my fault that I come across that way when others don't. Therefore it must be your fault that you and others tend to perceive me that way."
"Okay, Pot, you're right, I shouldn't be so sensitive. Thanks for showing me my error."
Then Pot and Kettle walked a little farther through the park, hand in hand. After a few minutes of walking, Kettle steeled itself and went out on a limb.
"Pot, I love you."
"I know Kettle. I know you do."
Kettle felt itself steaming up, but didn't understand why.
Then Person opened the door to the park and snatched up pot again, forcing a giant handful of slimy raw meats and vegetables inside him. The fire torture was always so unbearable for Pot, but the humiliation of the foods and oils and the constant prodding and stirring was so much worse. Pot knew this was why it hated Kettle so much... Person would listen to Kettle's screams and turn off the heat, while all of Pot's protests went unheard.
sorry, thats all I got....your turn....
"I misspoke, Kettle, you now how the internet makes me sound like a narcissist that dislikes everything and always has something negative to say, even though it can't possibly be my fault that I come across that way when others don't. Therefore it must be your fault that you and others tend to perceive me that way."
"Okay, Pot, you're right, I shouldn't be so sensitive. Thanks for showing me my error."
Then Pot and Kettle walked a little farther through the park, hand in hand. After a few minutes of walking, Kettle steeled itself and went out on a limb.
"Pot, I love you."
"I know Kettle. I know you do."
Kettle felt itself steaming up, but didn't understand why.
Then Person opened the door to the park and snatched up pot again, forcing a giant handful of slimy raw meats and vegetables inside him. The fire torture was always so unbearable for Pot, but the humiliation of the foods and oils and the constant prodding and stirring was so much worse. Pot knew this was why it hated Kettle so much... Person would listen to Kettle's screams and turn off the heat, while all of Pot's protests went unheard.
sorry, thats all I got....your turn....
