OT - 4 sale

[broomer5]

FOR SALE: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000.00 or best offer.
No longer needed.
Got married in April
Wife knows everything.
FOR SALE:
Nice parachute
Never opened
Used once
FOR SALE:
Snow Blower
Excellent shape.
Only used on snowy days.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel
1/2 Sneaky neighbor's dog
If interested please email me at
please_do_not_email_me@aol.com

 

[slick]

Broomer your feeling like a jocker today aren't ya?

 

[slothy]

im intrested in the parachute.. has it been cleaned since last use ?

 

[midknight thief]

hmmm.....i might be interested in the encyclopedias my wife doesn't know s#!t (dont tell her i said that)

 

[sebae0]

wanted: set of encyclopedias- for sale: my wife. just kidding and plz dont tell her i said that. liked your post broomer.

 

[mikegronholz]

funny you guys should say the stuff about you're wives. I listed "Wife, Kid, and car payment" on ----. Started the bidding at $1 with no reserve. Made it all the way to $427.18 before ---- yanked it and said that "---- is not a forum for auctioning services". My response was "I really want to get rid of the items in the auction". ---- didn't think it was funny and suspended my account for 30 days...yeah, that will teach me !!!
Anyway, she has since "seen the light" and things ar emuch better. But I will always wonder what it would have made it to !!! It was a 7 day auction and it was only up 18 hours !!!
Here the wife is ...

 

[mikegronholz]

And here's the car payment ...

 

[ryebread]

I have an un-used gravestone for sale. The name was printed wrong on it but, it will be perfect for anyone named Hans Vanderslieben.

 

[benj420]

OH MAN!!!!! How did you know my real name?????? What a bummer I can't use it, because I have vowed to have my middle name on the gravestone, "Schruben". Any chance you can chisel that in? I have about two acres of fallen oak leaves that I would be willing to trade. All you have to do is collect them, bag them, and get 'em the heck out of here.
mikegronholz, has she got alot of miles on her?

 

[hairtrigger]

Man... that stone would be perfect for me if there was only there was a "d" between the "n" and the "s". My folks changed my name to hands when I was 15. They say I can't keep my hands off my self. Or my aquarium.

 

[jonthefb]

i seem to have that problem to hair....i mean about the aquarium.........damn.......ive got some good ole colorado snow for sale, crisp, white with a little yellow but lotsof moisture content!!!!
tastes lemony!
jon

 

[reefersx2]

For Sale 1 Queen size mattress $45.00 OBO
(slight urine smell)

 

[mikegronholz]

truck or wife ?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[simm]

Originally posted by broomer5
FOR SALE:
Nice parachute
Never opened
Used once
please_do_not_email_me@aol.com
umm if never opened then how was it used once?
LOL just yanking your chain. I thought that was funny.