rockman
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Follow the instructions below and reply with your new name I dare you
PROFESSER POOPIE PANTS
The following is an excerpt from the children’s book, “Captian Underpants and the Perilouse Plot of Professer Poopie Pants”,
The evil professer forces everyone to assume new names… Follow the instructions below to find your new name
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your first new name:
A = poopsie
B = lumpie
C = buttercup
D = gidgit
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = fluffy
H = cheesy
I = chimchim
J = stinky
K = flunky
L = booger
M = pinky
N = zippy
O = goober
P = doofus
Q = slimy
R = loopy
S = snotty
T = tulip
U = dorky
V = squeezit
W = oprah
X = skipper
Y = dinky
Z = zsa zsa
Now use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A = diaper
B = toilet
C = giggle
D = burger
E = girdle
F = barf
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = cootie
J = monkey
K = potty
L = liver
M = banana
N = rhino
O = bubble
P = hamster
Q = toad
R = gizzard
S = pizza
T = gerbil
U = chicken
V = pickle
W = chuckle
X = tofu
Y = gorilla
Z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
A = pants
B = mouth
C = face
D = nose
E = tush
F = breath
G = head
H = shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = butt
L = brain
M = tushie
N = chunks
O = hiney
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R = buns
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = kisser
W = squirt
X = humperdink
Y = brains
Z = juice
PROFESSER POOPIE PANTS
The following is an excerpt from the children’s book, “Captian Underpants and the Perilouse Plot of Professer Poopie Pants”,
The evil professer forces everyone to assume new names… Follow the instructions below to find your new name
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your first new name:
A = poopsie
B = lumpie
C = buttercup
D = gidgit
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = fluffy
H = cheesy
I = chimchim
J = stinky
K = flunky
L = booger
M = pinky
N = zippy
O = goober
P = doofus
Q = slimy
R = loopy
S = snotty
T = tulip
U = dorky
V = squeezit
W = oprah
X = skipper
Y = dinky
Z = zsa zsa
Now use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A = diaper
B = toilet
C = giggle
D = burger
E = girdle
F = barf
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = cootie
J = monkey
K = potty
L = liver
M = banana
N = rhino
O = bubble
P = hamster
Q = toad
R = gizzard
S = pizza
T = gerbil
U = chicken
V = pickle
W = chuckle
X = tofu
Y = gorilla
Z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
A = pants
B = mouth
C = face
D = nose
E = tush
F = breath
G = head
H = shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = butt
L = brain
M = tushie
N = chunks
O = hiney
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R = buns
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = kisser
W = squirt
X = humperdink
Y = brains
Z = juice
