Reality Show For Fish People

stumpdog

Member
I got stuck watching Paradise Hotel last night with my SO. If you haven't seen it don't worry about it you aren't missing anything. My SO wanted to check out their BB, and it was packed. They were getting 100s of posts a minute, it was amazing and scary. Anyways as I was showering before bed I thought it would be a great idea to have a reality show for fish owners.
DISCLAIMER: These rights are owned by Stump and Stump Productions. The characters in this script are real, but there names have been changed to protect their identity. It is just meant to be a joke, please don't take it personally.
We could have 6 different members from the board living together for 6 months, and they all have there tank. Most of these shows, Real World, have jobs that they do. For this show we could have them work in a pet shop and help customers out.
Like every good reality show we have to have conflict. So we make the house very diverse. We could have a person by the name of bobbeasl, he was very set in his ways and was big backer of plant life and mollies. Another person could be NeefRut and this person would disagree with a lot of stuff bobbeasl says. We could have a person who thought it was ok to keep 2 tangs in a 29 gallon. The person who claims that undergravel filters are still in and all this new mumbo jumbo technology is a joke. Then there could be another person who thinks keeping fish is not humane, and they don't even know what they are doing on the show. Last but not least we could have a person who has been around for a long time maybe named GangBuy. He refuses to be on the show unless he can bring his 900 gallon lagoon, to keep the peace.
We would watch the trials and tribulations between the roomies, and their different experiences with customers. They could have a little confessional and they give us their true feelings on each member of the house. This would be great. Maybe at the end everyone would come together and have a big group hug, I'm getting tears in my eyes.
What do you guys think?
If your name resembles someone on the board it was just in fun. You have all helped me out a great deal. If you want me to take the names out just let me know, or GangBuy many know someone who can take of it. I just thought it would funny for the people who were on here a lot. Then again I could be wrong.
Tanks-
Jeremy
 

moopiespoo

Member
Thats very funny, I'm a reality show junkie, not paradise hotel though, this one sounds like a dream come true.:D
 
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sinner's girl

Guest
hey, each show should give tips and ideas on how to maintain and heathly tank.
also, should stress that one should not go out and buy a tank just b/c of the show, they must come here first and learn all about swf (or at least learn a little).
 

oregonbud

Member
LOL - too funny - although I'm sure it would go good - look at that dumb reality show "The Restaurant"
Possible names - "Anemone Island" of course you would have to be on an island for that to work, but that could actually work really well - set the show up as a new fish store that sells direct - you could have awesome dive sequences, show the harvests, meeting deadlines, great conflict building material. Then have your storefront where you get to film the customer interaction with the "experts"
Other names "The Tank", "Fish Eye for the Saltwater Tank Guy" (this one could have 5 experts, go and make over an audience members tank )
 

oregonbud

Member

Originally posted by stillfrodo
Do we vote people out of the tank? Saltwater council...


LMAO - I'm envisioning a bunch of people sitting around GangBuys lagoon wearing the tribal scuba masks - this is too funny of a thread.
 

stillfrodo

Member
The council has spoken Bobbeasel please bring me your powerhead to be extinghished and you must leave the lagoon immeadiately.
 

oregonbud

Member
Frodo - you made my day with that last post - I really needed to laugh like that today. Thanks :D
(Since he was voted out do you think he would be a good candidate for "Fish Eye for the Saltwater Tank Guy" - Im envisioning a whole series of spin offs here Stump)
 
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