Revised Lyrics

zman1

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As the year comes to a close some of the vocal artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers
1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've got a Lovely Walker.
2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?
3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.
8. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
12. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
13. Abba--- Denture Queen.
14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
16. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again
17. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
 

catawaba

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There's GOTTA be an Elvis song in the list!
Something about nonslip shoes or retirement house rock......
 

schneidts

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He's a frickin mummy. I passed him on the street in Syracuse, NY 8 yrs ago before their show, and I honestly thought he was a homeless person. It wasn't until a couple minutes later that I put two and two together...when they came out on stage he had on the same jean jacket and bandana and I thought, 'wow'.
 

ruaround

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Originally Posted by Phixer
Has anybody seen Keith Richards lately
:scared:
he is in the new Pirates of the Carribean... he plays captain Jack Sparrows dad... John Sparrow...
Keith Richards is the main influence for Johnny Depp's character Jack Sparrow...
 

watson3

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Originally Posted by schneidts
He's a frickin mummy. I passed him on the street in Syracuse, NY 8 yrs ago before their show, and I honestly thought he was a homeless person. It wasn't until a couple minutes later that I put two and two together...when they came out on stage he had on the same jean jacket and bandana and I thought, 'wow'.

A dandy joke...
 
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