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weeptannode

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In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called 'Nob'. - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car because it's too heavy. I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of. What do

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And Disney Land have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!! Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced? A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener! Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!! Q:What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend? A:About 45 minutes !! How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day? When she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil I wish Martians would conquer the earth and make us their pets, I could really use a new flea leash. The one my wife uses is getting pretty darn short. ______________________________________ Sponsored links: 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
 
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