Silliest pet product ever

xdave

xdave

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We always had a running contest at the warehouse on this one. My favorite aquarium one was the tanks label proudly displayed "OPTICALLY CLEAR GLASS", as opposed to what, glass you can hear through? My favorite dog one was a nylon boomarang that said "play fetch with your dog", either you suck at boomarang throwing, or you've got a really lazy dog. I wont explain this one because people either think it's funny, or totally don't get why I do. A plastic squeeky chew toy in the shape of a rawhide bone.
To me that makes it about half way to ironic.
 
sharkboy13

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i think the stupidest pet toy was a cat tree that had a little like loop swing that was to thin for a cat to sit on, wtf was it supposed to do? anyway thats the stupidest thing i had evr seen, aside from sequent dog collars.
 
sepulatian

sepulatian

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Originally Posted by Sharkboy13
i think the stupidest pet toy was a cat tree that had a little like loop swing that was to thin for a cat to sit on, wtf was it supposed to do? anyway thats the stupidest thing i had evr seen, aside from sequent dog collars.
hey, My 9 inch tall Jack russell has a spiked collar just because he thinks he is a bad ass! lol he will rip your ankle off!
:jumping:
 
tangwhispr

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Originally Posted by xDave
We always had a running contest at the warehouse on this one. My favorite aquarium one was the tanks label proudly displayed "OPTICALLY CLEAR GLASS", as opposed to what, glass you can hear through?

But this is a real thing, Low Iron or starfire doesn't have the greenish tint that normal tanks have
 
demartini

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hamster litter box...i bought one and all my hamster does is dig and throw all the litter out of the cage and on to my floor...
 
sepulatian

sepulatian

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Originally Posted by DeMartini
hamster litter box...i bought one and all my hamster does is dig and throw all the litter out of the cage and on to my floor...
I have seen those. I don't have a hamster, but wondered if it worked :thinking:
 
imurnamine

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Lord... Since I work at a LPS, I've got several of them.
1.) 'Designer' dog perfumes... Such as White Dalmatians (White Diamonds), Pucci (Gucci)... Stupid.
2.) Ferret apparal... It's an animal. You don't need to dress it up. Same goes with dog apparal. Freaks.
...Those are the two that freak me out the most.
 
jmick

jmick

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I hate clothing for dogs...nothing worse then seeing the poor dog in a sweater or what ever they have on it.
 
imurnamine

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I believe purple tutus are worse... ...It is vommit inducing to see these girls with no life, dressing up and humiliating their dogs. I'm a girly girl and all, but I don't want a small dog that's most exciting perk is watching it sit there and shiver. (AKA, Chihuahuas).
I like a dog that isn't a wimp. I HATE sissy wimpy dogs. Ew.
 
alyssia

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Originally Posted by DeMartini
hamster litter box...i bought one and all my hamster does is dig and throw all the litter out of the cage and on to my floor...

My daughter's hamster does the same thing w/ it's "litter box".
 
xdave

xdave

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How the heck do you dress a ferret
Man I'm losin it just thinking of somebody tryin to get a little sweater oever it's head. :hilarious
We had ferret hammocks too. They have a hard time getting their front end and back end to run in the same dirction, heck, I have trouble getting into a hammock.
 
alyssia

alyssia

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Originally Posted by chutneyjh
maybe not silliest, but I think the "frame a fish" product is ridiculous, not to mention inhumane

I'm kind of afraid to ask: What is frame a fish?
 
chutneyjh

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It's a tiny fish bowl that hangs on the wall, and the company that sells them makes a bunch of different backgrounds. I've seen them in stores and restaurants as decorations. If you google "frame a fish" the website has a picture. They wouldn't be bad for bettas maybe, but I've seen restaurants withs several guppies and platties in them.
 
sharkboy13

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i just thought of another, cat doors with pins, no not sharp pins, like bank pins. if ur cat somehow forgets the pin (if it evr new it in the first place) then it sits out there listening "im sry but ur transcation cannot be completed" and then u wake up and ur cat kicks ur ass.
 
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