So who's in the mood for some Middle East updates?

purity

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well the hamas leader dude just got assasinated. israel takes the credit, we get the blame. which means that one of us is gettin a knarly bomb somewhere well-populated. not like it wouldn't have happened anywayz but it'll probably happen just a few days sooner.
and for the people who don't like hearing bad news and want to continue living in Happyville, our white house rep gave you all some wonderful and realistic words of encouragement, following the assasination:
"It is very important that everyone step back now and try now to be calm in the region. There is always a possibility of a better day in the Middle East and some of the things being talked about by the Israelis ... might provide new opportunities,"

unfortunately there may have been some static in the transmission of the above message. so, to certain viewers, it may appear somewhat distorted and look more like:
"dude, we're screwed, they're screwed, you're screwed, and i'm getting sick and tired of everything so please just SMILE AND NOD."
kinda makes me feel like watching an entire season of road rules.
 
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