Some reasons that it's great to be a guy:

jkvjl

Member
Some reasons that it's great to be a guy:
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Movie

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is virtually always female.
A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You don't have to monitor your friends' --- lives.
Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
You can open all your own jars.
Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.
Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every picture of somebody crying.
All your orgasms are real.
You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
Your last name stays put.
You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
--- means never worrying about your reputation.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.
You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
You can write your name in the snow.
Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Flowers fix everything.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."
The world is your urinal.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
One mood, all the time.
You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's just too dirty.
You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.
You don't care if someone's talking about you behind your back.
With 400 million sperm cells per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
You don't mooch off others' desserts.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
The remote control is yours and yours alone.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
Bachelor parties whomp butt over bridal showers.
You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you

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You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends that you've changed.
Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase, "screw it."
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.
Your pals can be trusted to never trap you with, "So... notice anything different?"
Things that suck about being a guy:
The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.
External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.
Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're not allowed to cry.
Ribbed for her pleasure -- not yours.
You have to wear ties.
You can't flirt your way out of a jam.
"Women and children first."
 

speg

Active Member
^^^^ please let that previous post be striken from the records....
My personal favorite things about being a dude...
-You pee standing up.
-Never having to worry about squeezing a kid out of your crotch.
-Not having to take a hour to 'fix' your hair.
-Not having to shave my legs... or armpits.
-Not having to constantly buy new clothes to stay in style.
-Never taking a bath.
-Boxers.
-Not being the slighest bit interested in clothing stores or 'bath&body' stores.
-Not having to spend 5 hours wrapping presents for holidays.... one of the chicks ends up doing it!
Then the worst things about being a guy
-hmm..... i'll have to get back to you.. cant think of anything.
 

maeistero

Active Member
Originally Posted by snailheave
that you can be gay?


:notsure: i thought this was a post about being a guy? are you trying to say females can't be gay snail? btw, bi and lesbian women are another great thing about being a guy to me. i've not met a lot of women that get off on gay men.
 

hot883

Active Member
Originally Posted by snailheave
you have a problem with gay people?
I don't either but God does.
 
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jcrim

Guest
Great thread...
Great things about being a guy:
-You can look your best in about 15 minutes flat
-Football!!!
-Your safety isn't threatened if you get drunk
-NO HIGH HEELS or THONGS
-No menstration
-Can compete with men in a business sense without reference to anatomy
Worst things about being a guy:
-Our great weakness... women
-Worrying about our daughters growing up dealing with guys like we used to be
Snailheave... if you want to have the gay/straight debate, please start another thread. This one's better without it.
 

reefraff

Active Member
More Great things about being a guy
When you fart your ankles don't swell (no panty hose)
No PMS
Worst thing
PMS (Punish My Spouse)
 

cartman101

Active Member
The worst thing about being a guy
- your girlfriend hates you because you spend way to much time and money on your fish :mad:
The best thing about being a guy is
-there are plenty of fish in the ocean (if you know what i mean
)
 

speg

Active Member
I didnt say I had a problem with gay people at all.
I just dont think that being gay is a pro of being a male :p
 

cartman101

Active Member
Originally Posted by TangMan99
If your parents were poor when you were a kid, you still had something to play with!

:hilarious
 

maeistero

Active Member
i've come up with a worst....
being whipped (not literally). i really can't look at another girl w/o feeling guilty, but hey that's love and devotion (not religious btw). she just happened to me unexpectedly and i'm glad.
best is just looking at my girl and smiling, it's like secret esp. :thinking:
 
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