The worst thing my kid came home and said...

[razoreqx]

Oh i have a good thread starter... Whats the worst thing you've had your child come home and say?
My 16 yr old son ... "Hey Dad. How much did you really like your car?"
16 yr old daughter. "Hey dad. I want to start taking birth control."

 

[meow]

Originally posted by RazorEQX
16 yr old daughter. "Hey dad. I want to start taking birth control."
LOL. I said the exact same thing to my mom about 4 years ago, but it was because I had bad cramps, not because I didn't want to make babies. Been takin' em since, and never get cramps now. Yay for birth control.

 

[lovethesea]

well, mine are still young, but I remember this one vividly..
"Mommy, Erin threw up on my desk, she couldn't make it to the trash can. "

 

[aarone]

Well my personal experience with bad things to say to my mom....
Mom Im sitting in a patrol car for playing in a model home and locking t he doors....
I was grounded for 6 months OUCH!
My sister started taking BC early but only for body acne problems. I guess everyone has their excuses right meow?

 

[ekclark]

I teach kindergarten and I had a girl come up to me weeping. She handed me her mitten, it was soaking wet, and I asked her what was wrong. She told me it fell into the toilet after she had "pottied". That was tough way to start a day:scared:

 

[jlem]

My wife, 5 year old daughter at the time and I where wrestling on the floor and my 5 year old stands up, makes some fist and yells " I'm gonna kick your ass ". She had heard it at school and didn't realize that it was not proper. We could not stop laughing for awhile

 

[lovethesea]

:hilarious

:nervous:
Our 3 year old at the time said all of her "T" letters with a F sound. Sooooooooo everytime she said "truck" well you know the rest. She began to realize we were almost hystical and trying to cover it up. So she realized it was funny. We kept saying truck? truck? etc....Yes, that a TRUCK.
She finally learned "T" :nervous:

 

[birdy]

Well my kids don't really talk much (only 14mo old) but when my sister was little probably 3 or 4, a friend of my parents came over and he was a large man, My sister loudly says, "Hey, There's big fat Bill!, we all could have just died.

 

[squidd]

My favorite is when your in church and the sister/brother is "squirming" "talking" and "bugging" their siblings (and everyone around them)...
So you take them by the hand/wrist and walk them down the aisle to have a little "talk" in the hallway...
And halfway down the aisle they "drop" to the floor and start "writhing" in fake agony...screaming "AGHHH,AGHHH, My Arm..Your Hurting Me"
I hate that...
Especially when you got to look down at them and say..."Look Dude, Your Seventeen Years old..This may have worked when you were Three...But I Ain't Buying it now..."

 

[tizzo]

When my son was about three, he asked for something and I responded.. "yessireebob", he looks at me dead serious and says, "mom, my names not Rebob".

 

[lovethesea]

Originally posted by Magic_Carp
:scared:
Luckly she never said "Mommy could your tuck me in?"

:nervous:

 

[nicky1.8t]

i got in a lil troble with the police once but i didnt have to explain it to my parents. my dad calls me one night when i was at the mall and says quote " nick you better get the f*** home right now the police are here looking for you". i didnt get in any real trouble due to good friends taking the fall for it , it was there fault i really had nothing to do with what happened i was just in the car with them.

 

[pumpie]

:scared: I don't have any kids but when my little brother was about 2, i'll never forget our family trip to Sears one day. As my mom was paying for our stuff, and I need to mention our cashier was african-american, my brother noticed a big stuffed Tigger, so he proceeded to yell really loud Mom, mom, look at Tigger the tiger, only he accidentally replaced the T in tigger with an N!!! OMG, I thought I would die, and I thought my mom was gonna have a stroke. Aren't kids the greatest.

 

[jkvjl]

Pumpie, thats the best

 

[sinner's girl]

I'm not my parents so I'm not sure what the worst thing I said as a teenager was. But
When I was in second grade, I came home and gave my mom the middle finger, then I told her I knew what it meant. she told me I didn't, and I told it what it meant. It was shortly after that I was removed from public school.
"Hey dad. I want to start taking birth control."
That's one smart kid you got. (better for her to be open about it and protect herself than for you to end up a grandpa.