Things I've learned from the Dep of Homeland Security

[broncofish]

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about a cool design for a new tattoo.

 

[broncofish]

Hurricanes, animal corpses and your potential new tattoo have a lot in common. Think about it.

 

[broncofish]

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run

 

[broncofish]

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

 

[broncofish]

The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.

 

[broncofish]

If you've become_a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that ----.

 

[broncofish]

Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile

 

[aarone]

:happy:
i like the tats

 

[orion7]

Pretty funny.

 

[lovethesea]

:hilarious :hilarious

Thanks for the laugh, I missed my laughs for today.
I liked the radiation one.:yes:

 

[jokerswild]

 

[wrassecal]

Originally posted by broncofish
If you've become_a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that ----.

 

[broncofish]

Originally posted by Wrassecal

Yeah that one had me in tears...every time I look at it I laugh.

 

[overanalyzer]

sweet!!

 

[broncofish]

Originally posted by overanalyzer
sweet!!
Jerome good to see you back on the board, How's Idiots Out Wandering Around going?

 

[badkharma]

Good lord, I made my whole office roll with those. HILARIOUS...made my laughs for the month. I still come back and look at them to laugh... LMAO...

 

[broncofish]

Originally posted by Badkharma
I still come back and look at them to laugh... LMAO...

Ok then here are some more just for you karma...
Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

 

[broncofish]

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the hell away.

 

[broncofish]

If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

 

[overanalyzer]

Originally posted by broncofish
Jerome good to see you back on the board, How's Idiots Out Wandering Around going?
good need to get my house in KC sold ASAP!!! Otherwise things are fine - I'll call you on the ride tonight!