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Colts fan joke
This morning a Gary, Indiana kindergarten teacher explains to her class
that she is an Indianapolis Colts fan. She asks her students to raise
their hands if they are Colts fans, too. Not really knowing what a Colts fan
was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands flew into the
air. There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the
crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Colts fan" she reports. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a Chicago Bears fan," boasts the little girl.
The teacher asks Susie why she is a Bears fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom
are Bears fans, so I'm a Bears fan, too" she responds. "That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Colts fan."
GO GO BEARS
This morning a Gary, Indiana kindergarten teacher explains to her class
that she is an Indianapolis Colts fan. She asks her students to raise
their hands if they are Colts fans, too. Not really knowing what a Colts fan
was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands flew into the
air. There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the
crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Colts fan" she reports. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a Chicago Bears fan," boasts the little girl.
The teacher asks Susie why she is a Bears fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom
are Bears fans, so I'm a Bears fan, too" she responds. "That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Colts fan."
GO GO BEARS
