thought this was funny (car related)

teen

Active Member
i got this off another forum. thought a few of them were pretty funny.
Topics seen on car forums
Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH
Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?
BMW 6-series forum
---- My fog lamp bulb went out, time to trade up.
Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?
Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?
Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)
Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in an F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.
Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
SRT Forums
- - - I (brutally) missed 3rd for the first time...with 2 professional race car drivers riding with me. Contemplating suicide.
Jeep Forums
- - -Rhino liner or Line X.....which one for my engine?
RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.
DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me
Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Lotus Forums
- - -How do you get in your Exige?
Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?
Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
 

teen

Active Member
i guess you have to know a bit about cars to understand most of them. i like the lambo one and the mclaren one the best, though.
 

teen

Active Member
the exige is small, possibly smaller than a mini.
the 13b is the stock rx7 engine. its a rotary, super complicated to work on from what i understand.
DSM has to do with cars like eclipses and talons. you can build an engine that puts out a lot of power, but the tranny can't handle the power. hence, they're always looking for a new transmission.
 

tangman99

Active Member
I can relate with the crown victorias. I can't count the number of times I've slammed on brakes seeing a white crown victoria coming my way. Thank God they stopped using them now.
 

teen

Active Member
lol, same here. i hate the police interceptors that have been sold to the public and still have the badges and light on the drivers side.
my mom drives a grand marquis, basically the same thing and pretty much everybody moves out of the way for you when your driving down the highway.
 

sign guy

Active Member
Originally Posted by TangMan99
I can relate with the crown victorias. I can't count the number of times I've slammed on brakes seeing a white crown victoria coming my way. Thank God they stopped using them now.
probably 50 % of my bisness is lettering police cars got 6 in my lot right now. this will probably be the last year you see the chargers coming out with police packages. they are close to the worst car for plice ever
 

teen

Active Member
they have a station wagon with police badges on it around here. ive seen it pulling out of the precinct before. not sure what exactly they use it for. i hope its not for highway patrol.
 

aquaknight

Active Member
Correction on one...
RX7 forums....
--- Actual pass down drag strip! Vid inside! I promise! I swear on my mother's life it made a pass!!!!!!
Nothing ruins a day at the strip more then a rotary trying to make a pass. They ALWAYS break, leak fluids down the track, and kill everyone's fun for at least 1/2 an hour.
My additional ones...
Camry forums...
---Tips on how not to blend in? No one looks at me ever! I'm cool too, right?
Mustang GT500 forums...
--- Poll! When did you realize your GT500 weighed more then an Cadillac?
Escalade forums...
--- 22" or 24" wheels? Which adds more thug?
Cadillac CTS-V forums...
--- How many M3's did you have for lunch today?
Mercedes SL65, S65, CL65 forums?
--- Sweetest cars on the planet? Yes/No? Who else runs low 11's down the 1/4mile?
Mitshushi EVO forums...
--- How much do you hate WRX drivers? Vent here...
 

triga22

Active Member
Funny, I dont think people would get the Mclaren one unless you know jets. Which luckly I know lots about jets.
 

teen

Active Member
Originally Posted by TriGa22
Funny, I dont think people would get the Mclaren one unless you know jets. Which luckly I know lots about jets.
lol, yea. its hilarious when you think about it.
 

integral9

Member
nice list, you missed the cars I own, so I thought I would add em.
Mopar Forum: Still Made in America?
A4 Forum: crappy cup holders
Acura Forum: "Computer... Where the F&&&& am I?"
 

mie

Active Member
That is frickin hillarious!
I can relate to the suburban forum as i have sub with a 400 vortec big block.
19 miles on the freeway and 12 in the city.
 
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