Top twelve things NOT to say to a cop.(that means you Peter Griffen!)

cartman101

cartman101

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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
13. If your drunk one thing not to say to a officer is "what seems to be the officer problem?"
 
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tizzo

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Around here we have a security company that uss off duty policemen. It is called "Special Police", while being "ushered" out of a club one night my cocky little brother asks, "Special police...is that like special olympics??", th guy remembered him for a long time he was not allowed back into the club.
 
tangman99

tangman99

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Those are funny. I had some funny things said to me when I was a cop. Probably the most memorable was when I pulled over this old lady who was about 75 who ran a redlight and never even tried to stop. I walked up to her long Cadillac and very politely asked her if she knew why I pulled her over. She said "Because your an A-hole." But she said the word that I can't type. It took me a few seconds to recover from that one.
 
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tizzo

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Gotta love the oldies with nothin' to lose!! Did you end up giving her a ticket or did you let her go due to her courage.
 
tangman99

tangman99

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Originally Posted by Tizzo
Gotta love the oldies with nothin' to lose!! Did you end up giving her a ticket or did you let her go due to her courage.
I did not give her a ticket. It would not have done any good as there was no reckless behavior to discourage. She was just getting too old to drive and honestly did not realize she had just blown through a red light. When I told her what she did, she was very upset with herself. It's a common problem in Florida with the Retiries moving here. If you live around St. Petersburg you take your life in your own hands driving on the roads.
After I told her I was not going to give her a ticket but did suggest that she try to concentrate more on driving and "very politically correctly" told her she may want to re-evaluate her driving abilities she said I was a very nice young man. Imaging that, going from A-hole to very nice your man in about ten minutes
 
lovethesea

lovethesea

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Originally Posted by TangMan99
St. Petersburg you take your life in your own hands driving on the roads.


anywhere up and down Gulf Blvd is dangerous. Walking OR driving. :scared:
Many years ago, my Mom got pulled over by a really young cop. She started squirming around in the car. I couldn't figure out what the heck she was doing..........the officer came up to her and informed her of the speeding, and she was still squirming and said really frantically........."I have to go to the bathroom". The poor cop was rattled enough to let her go.
Hopefully that was the last time he did that.
 
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tizzo

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Tangman, is THAT where you live?? St. Pete?? I use to live in St. Pete!! Ever been to Melons on Gulf to Bay, I used to work there!! I was young, it was fun and I was the hostess, I prolly stole your wings!! I loved St. Pete. I gained a variety of experiences in that ol' town.
 
ruaround

ruaround

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here is a few more...
1-I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
2-Bad cop! No donut!
3-You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
4-Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
5-Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
6-Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
7-What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
8-Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap
and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed
out of control.
9-Hey, can you give me another one of those full body cavity searches?
10-Can you define paraphenalia?
11-I have some empty beer cans in here, you want to target practice?
12-Just write the dang ticket, I have to get to the store before its too late to buy more beer!
13-as you roll your window down..."I'll take a double cheese burger, a large fry and a large coke..."
14-I knwe I should have slowed down, there was the smell of bacon in the air...
15-and as the officer is walking away - "Th'-th'-th'-th'-th'-th'-that's All, Folks!"
 
tangman99

tangman99

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Originally Posted by Tizzo
Tangman, is THAT where you live?? St. Pete?? I use to live in St. Pete!! Ever been to Melons on Gulf to Bay, I used to work there!! I was young, it was fun and I was the hostess, I prolly stole your wings!! I loved St. Pete. I gained a variety of experiences in that ol' town.

No. I live in Jacksonville but I used to have an aunt that lived in St. Pete and I did a lot of consulting work in Tampa which you know if very close.
 
grumpygils

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Originally Posted by Cartman101
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
13. If your drunk one thing not to say to a officer is "what seems to be the officer problem?"
Man runs a stop sign and gets pulled. Son, didn't you see that stop sign? Yes, sir I did, I just didn't see you!
Cop pulls a guy for speeding. Cop says, "I have been waiting for you all day" Man replies, "I got here as fast as I could"
 
cartman101

cartman101

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What do you do when a cop takes out a gernade and throws it at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at him! LMAO!
 
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