Tremendous Advancement in Bacon Technology

reefforbrains

Active Member
That quite possibly is the coolest thing I have ever seen. Sadly enough I am actually thinking of ordering one.
I might just have to retire my "Who farted?" shirt for this....
 

coral keeper

Active Member
LMAO! Thats FUNNY!! Oh, hey RFB. Don't forget to post a picture of you in the bacon tuxedo if you do ever order one.LMAO!
 

reefforbrains

Active Member
I gave it some serious thought. I was justifying it to myself that I really would wear it at least once per year. Goofy parties and that sort of thing.
Heres the kicker. How in the world do you store such a thing? My entire closet would reek of bacon. I thought I could seal it in one of those space bags but I just dont trust that it wouldn't attract something in the pest department.
And my dogs would probably go crazy if they ever found it. Still thinking about it.
 

el guapo

Active Member
Originally Posted by ReefForBrains
http:///forum/post/2619411
I gave it some serious thought. I was justifying it to myself that I really would wear it at least once per year. Goofy parties and that sort of thing.
Heres the kicker. How in the world do you store such a thing? My entire closet would reek of bacon. I thought I could seal it in one of those space bags but I just dont trust that it wouldn't attract something in the pest department.
And my dogs would probably go crazy if they ever found it. Still thinking about it.

You could be in serious trouble if your dogs decided to have RFB-BLT
 
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alexmir

Guest
Keep it folded in the freezer.........I know, sounds stupid, but keeping in a bag in the freezer would keep the smell down. And its latex, so it wouldnt matter if it got creased, you could just steam and iron it....... That would bring the true BACON ESSENCE!!!!
 

jennythebugg

Active Member
Originally Posted by ReefForBrains
http:///forum/post/2619411
I gave it some serious thought. I was justifying it to myself that I really would wear it at least once per year. Goofy parties and that sort of thing.
Heres the kicker. How in the world do you store such a thing? My entire closet would reek of bacon. I thought I could seal it in one of those space bags but I just dont trust that it wouldn't attract something in the pest department.
And my dogs would probably go crazy if they ever found it. Still thinking about it.
seal a meal
 
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tizzo

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OMG that would make the best gag gift in the world!! Except for cowfish cause then it'd be a real gift, but his birthday is past.
I gotta get one for my teenager.
 

keri

Active Member
I think I want the Bacon bandages...or maybe the gift wrap. Where did you find this site? lol
 

fats71

Active Member
Ordered mine today. I was cooking bacon this mornin and it made me realize how much I love the smell and wannna wear it close to my body always'
 
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