Valentines season fun.

[windmill]

It is said that a man will buy a $20 item that he needs for $40 but a woman will buy a $40 item she'll never use for $20.
"tis the season I get bitter. Those that know my ranting and raving know why. I figure i'll poke fun at all the stereotypes and typical boring crap associated with valentines day to ease my lonesomeness. It's open for all to join in to post a joke, a funny quote, or something they love or hate associated with valentines day or your mate. I'm always looking for a woman's perspective so don't be shy ladies.
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

 

[demartini]

Originally Posted by windmill
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
That’s funny... mine aren't like that...

maybe you should get one to " ease your lonesomeness"... they are quite loveable.

 

[dragonzim]

Originally Posted by windmill
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

LMAO!!!!!

 

[windmill]

That was just a funny quote I found, I don't quite have the same perspective. I've always thought cats were like women, dogs like men. In my experiences with cats they would always love affection, but if you scratched them the wrong way or on the wrong spot, they'd try to claw your eyes out (not literally) and if you gave them too much affection they'd get bored and leave you (in my experiences, very much like women). Dogs like to rough-house and roam the neighborhood with the fellas looking for......what's the word........ female dogs....to - as it's commonly called - "hit it and quit it".
I used to have a cat but won't ever willingly house another.
They have this irritating tendency to scratch on furniture and almost anything else. Not to mention the fact they like to pee on things.
I'll have to admit they are quite cute and amusing at times, but that doesn't make up for cat urine stench and/or litterbox stink a couch with shredded corners and curtains with climbing holes.

 

[ruaround]

just got this emailed to me...
Valentines Rhymes...
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you messed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

 

[windmill]

A male's response to a female questions:
F:WHY DO MEN ALWAYS TOUCH THEMSELVES, ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC?
M:We occasionally need to adjust "junior" and make him happy. It's much like adjusting your bra. Being in public is just an added bonus.
F:WHY ARE MEN SO UNCOMMUNICATIVE?
M:You'd learn to keep your mouth shut too if every time you open it you get into trouble with your partner.
F:HOW CAN MEN SIT ON THEIR ASSES ALL DAY WITHOUT MOVING?
M:Men have very powerful sets of sitting muscles developed by evolution that enable us to sit for extended periods of time. In prehistoric times, it was often necessary to sit in one spot for extended periods while hunting for prey. The more successful hunters were able to sit very still for a very long time thereby passing on this ability to their sons. The fidgety types were all gobbled up by saber toothed tigers.
F:WHY DO SOME MEN SAY "I LOVE YOU" WHEN THEY HARDLY KNOW ME?
M:Well, some men think it's a sure fire way to get into your pants. Surprisingly, it usually works quite well.
F:WHY DO MEN HATE SHOPPING?
M:It's an evolutionary thing. Men hunt. Women gather. We just want to go out, kill it, and bring it back. Who wants to spend hours and hours to look at things we have no intention of killing?

 

[triga22]

I just hope I get money for my tank for valentines lol. I need it.

 

[mimzy]

Originally Posted by windmill
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
we love cats because we can relate to them.

 

[windmill]

That was just a funny quote I found and like most of these goofy posts doesn't reflect my personal opinion.
we love cats because we can relate to them.
That's what I've always thought.
I've always thought cats were like women, dogs like men. In my experiences with cats they would always love affection, but if you scratched them the wrong way or on the wrong spot, they'd try to claw your eyes out (not literally) and if you gave them too much affection they'd get bored and leave you (in my experiences, very much like women).

That’s funny... mine aren't like that... maybe you should get one to " ease your lonesomeness"... they are quite loveable.
It's not quite that easy and a cat provides nothing I need. An intelligent, self-respecting woman with good life experiences and the ability to recognize your typical man is what would end my lonesomeness, unfortunately those are really, really hard to find and the very few i've met are taken. Unfortunately for me, i'm not like most guys and have high standards and morals that will not allow me to pursue taken women.

 

[demartini]

Originally Posted by windmill
It's not quite that easy and a cat provides nothing I need. An intelligent, self-respecting woman with good life experiences and the ability to recognize your typical man is what would end my lonesomeness, unfortunately those are really, really hard to find and the very few i've met are taken. Unfortunately for me, i'm not like most guys and have high standards and morals that will not allow me to pursue taken women.
I understand... cats get such a bad rep on this site! lol maybe my cats are different because I spoil the hell at of them!
anyways... I hope you find that special lady some day... I myself am looking for a smart and funny guy, who doesn't have anger issues... I tend to attract the really mad guys that have major problems. lol

 

[windmill]

Good luck to you as well. Even though you naturally have it easier finding someone (being a lady and all) most guys are skilled in the art of deception and manipulation. So, unless you're carefull and have good instincts and an abundance of common sense, you'll likely find another rotten specimen.
That's the way it seems to work. Good guys want a good girl, good girls want a good guy, but girls usually don't see anything they immediately like in a good guy, and good guys are never in the right spot at the right time and can't/don't play the games that bad guys play to get good girls.
I think about this crap too much.
Well, i'll be at Six Flags Magic Mountain March 3 probably all day maybe even part of the 4th depending on how much better it's got since last time I was there. Should be spending some time around my childhood stompin grounds too - Ventura and parts of Ojai. I'm always looking for an upstanding, respectable, good gal to hang out and talk to.
Anyways, before I get too wierd - Not enough ladies are being represented, I'd figure they'd have the majority voice considering Valentines is a holday for women. So i'll take up the slack.
Once again, not necessarily my opinions - just funny stuff.
Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds mature.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

 

[30-xtra high]

1. no offense or anything... but who cares?, why get mad at a stupid made up holiday?
2. if you're so lonley... go out and find someone.
3. i HATE valentines day also... my filthy rich girlfriend ends up buying me somthing for 200$ (that i could have found for 50), and i end up buying her something for 50$ cause i have no money, and her parents end up buying her the same thing for 200$ a week later. She always ends up trumping my gift by like... 5 times.