What's with all the quakes?

[reefraff]

It's obviously Bushes fault.
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His administration banned US aid to organizations that provide abortions in foreign countries. Approximately 208,113 babies were born because of his regime's draconian polices and the extra weight these children added to the surface tension of the earth has thrown off the delicate balance so the earth is having to fight back.
Had he not banned embryonic stem cell research we very well could have had a cure for earth quakes by now as well.
Reef (slingin the poo at you know who) Raff

 

[darthtang aw]

Originally Posted by Cranberry
http:///forum/post/3242396
Something who rains molten lava, breathes fire, drowns entire villages, can have a biatch fit that shakes the world around you and can suck pavement off the roads... sounds like a woman.
Is that why I see male treehuggers more than I see female.......
Darth (watch out for splinters) Tang
P.S. In about 28 days expect another earth quake, you have been warned.

 

[bionicarm]

HOT MAGMA. I just love how that rolls off your tongue. They say that town in Chile that was in the epicenter moved 11 inches to the West of their coast after it was said and done. I see visons of Cali falling off into the ocean, with HOT MAGMA flowing from the La Brea Tar Pits like that movie Volcano.