Umm, ya... the South sucks..
We don't have our own homes, on our own acres of wooded property, in our low crime, down home, family friendly neighborhoods. (for under $200,000).
We don't have growing economies, and shrinking Unions and Democratic parties...
We certainly don't have miles of well built highways with nothing but common sense telling you not to do 120...
We certainly don't have the most beautiful women God ever created...
Now,please as a Texan, I'm begging you... please believe me and friggin QUIT INVADING US AGAIN! Your accents are annoying, your lack of manners is often found to be "justifiable Homicide" in juror deliberations, and frankly you could all stand to bathe more and drink less...
Stay up North! Nothing to see here, nothing at all...