Why proper wording is so important.

[darthtang aw]

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

 

[snakeblitz33]

nice one. Where are you finding these?

 

[darthtang aw]

nice one. Where are you finding these?
finding what? This happened to me this morning.
Darth (Commando) Tang

 

[slice]

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Originally Posted by Darthtang AW http:///t/392590/why-proper-wording-is-so-important#post_3487238
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Darth (Commando) Tang
I can relate to that

 

[kiefers]

been there done that.
Nuthin new.
the wife and I were gettin "free" in the pool. Some call it skinny dippin'. Nowadays it's referred to as Chunck n dunk.

 

[travelerjp98]

You are seriously making me laugh with all of these!!!