World's Thinnest Books

tangman99

tangman99

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A friend sent me this today. I thought it was pretty funny.
1. FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac
2. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda
3. MY FOUR MONTHS IN NAM
by John Kerry
4. HOW I SUPPORT OUR MILITARY
by John Kerry
5. HOW I WON THREE PURPLE HEARTS AND WAS NEVER HOSPITALIZED
by John Kerry
6. MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno
7. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by John Denver
8. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino
9. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
10. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
11. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
12. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
13. MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore
14. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
15. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
16. DETROIT: A TRAVEL GUIDE
17. A COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian
18. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
19. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
20. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes
21. GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
22. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA
23. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
24. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
25. MY CONSISTENT SENATE VOTES
by John Kerry
And the world's Number One Thinnest Book . . .
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Reverend Jessie Jackson
 
giraffemaster

giraffemaster

Member
So I guess it's a bad thing that Kerry was brave enough to get 3 purple hearts during his service in the war, while Goerge W sat on his ass?
 
tangman99

tangman99

Active Member
Hey, it's a joke. Not a political statement or debate so please don't turn it into one. There were plenty of other posts just for that reason. If you did not like it, move on.
 
wamp

wamp

Active Member
1. MY DAYS IN THE SERVICE
By: G.W. Bush
2. HOW TO SAY NUCLEAREARARR
By: G.W. Bush
3. THE ART OF PEACE
By: G.W. Bush
4. HOW TO PROVIDE INFORMATIO
By: C. Rice
5. PUBLIC SPEEKING
By: G.W. Bush
Last but not Least!
7. HOW TO FIND WMDs
By: The Whole Administration
Wow, this is fun! LOL :yes:
 
bang guy

bang guy

Moderator
Decisions I've made that I didn't change my mind about
By John Kerry
Minority Staff Members that I've hired
By John Kerry
 
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