Worst pick up lines

petieaztec

petieaztec

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Ok, i don't know why i was thinking about it but what are the worst pick up lines that any of you has heard. it can be women and men's imputs. I will go first.
this guy told me once that my booty looked fat that day!! Note to self: to a white girl that is offensive ok! I worked out for the next week everyday.
 
swlover

swlover

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Ok this is a killer...a new twist on "do you come here often?" my brother was dancing at a club with this girl-and he excuses his self goes to the john...in walked the same girl he was just dancing with...walks up next to him and uses the urinal-"she" said " Do you come here alot?" We all just about died when he came out white as a ghost and said lets go NOW. He has never got over that!
 
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jdragunas

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i was working once at a deparment store, and this big guy came up to me and said "do you drink a lot of milk?" i was like "no, why?" and he said "cause milk does a body good, baby!" i couldn't help but to laugh right in the guy's face. It was hilarious!!!
 
ruaround

ruaround

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a buddy of mine used to use... "Hi, I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?" youd be suprised how often he actually got a number... I always was...
here is a classic..."If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
Here are some Major Cheesey ones!!!
"Is your name by chance Visa? cause youve got everything where I wana be"
"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock."
"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. "
"Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away."
my personal favorite...

"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous."

now if you couldnt pick anyone up with these, you would have to be a loser :hilarious J/K
 
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jdragunas

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it's unbelieveable how they work too! it's a good icebreaker... and chances are the girl will at least talk to you.
 
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jdragunas

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do your legs hurt? (no, why?) cause you've been running through my mind all day.
It must have hurt (what?) when you fell from heaven
your clothes are nice, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor
(check the girl's tag on her shirt) (what are you doing?) just checking, cause i could've sworn you were made in heaven
lol!
 
ruaround

ruaround

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Originally Posted by jdragunas
it's unbelieveable how they work too! it's a good icebreaker... and chances are the girl will at least talk to you.

There is a new book out (dont know the author) and it explains how to pick up girls without using a line, but instead by "Peacocking"...
 
jmick

jmick

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I believe Peacocking is doing things to make yourself stand out in a crowd…instead of wearing khakis and a button down shirt like everyone else wear a colorful hat, pants, shirt (combo of any or all of the above).
 
ruaround

ruaround

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Originally Posted by jdragunas
should i ask? what's peacocking?
basically it is standing out and showing off your tail feathers like a male peacock... wearing something that is completely out of the norm i.e. a loud oversized hat, a Sumo Suit (you know the big blow up ones), dress like a cartoon character etc. etc. etc, so you dont blend in and the theory is anything that is said to you positive or negative is attention and has started a conversation...
 
ruaround

ruaround

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Originally Posted by cheapfish1
Is that a mirror in your pocket (no why?) cause i can see myself in your pants
that is freakin funy!!! :hilarious
 
mimzy

mimzy

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ok, I've got one....
I was walking from Synagogue back to my house after services on a Saturday afternoon, and had to stop at an intersection to wait for the light to change. Also at the intersection, in his crappy, beat up little car, was this obnoxious dude who decided it would be fun to whistle and shout at me. I was doing my best to ignore it until he said;
"Yo baby, u know if you was a booger I'd pick you first!"
I just looked at him...and CRACKED UP. I couldn't stop laughing. He got really mad, too - but luckily the light changed and I could walk on.
 
mimzy

mimzy

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Originally Posted by jdragunas
lmao!! mimzy, that's amazing!!!
LoL, yup! it was! I could not BELIEVE he said that. oh well, props to him for being bold....but the whole thing was kinda skanky
 
michelle l

michelle l

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I had to visit the local unemployment office once, and as I sat waiting for my name to be called so I could talk to a rep, some skeevy guy sat down beside me.
He looked at me and said, "So.... are you unemployed?" I about busted a gut. Is that how unemployed guys hit on girls? Where would we go for a date...job hunting?
 
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