Yes, men listen.

[darthtang aw]

This is a story that is perfectly logical to all males....
A wife asks her husband, "Would you please run to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. His wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."

 

[snakeblitz33]

 

[reefraff]

If your wife comes out of the kitchen to yell at you do you know what you did wrong?
Left her too much slack when you chained her to the stove

 

[pezenfuego]

How do you blind a woman?
Put a windshield in front of her.

 

[flower]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Darthtang AW http:///t/392595/yes-men-listen#post_3487226
This is a story that is perfectly logical to all males....
A wife asks her husband, "Would you please run to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. His wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
A gender bashing thread?...seriously...
God came to see Adam and Eve just before placing them in the garden in human form...He had a sac and started to open it. Adam began to dance around..."Oh. oh, oh! Have you brought us something...give it to me please, pretty please! " he begged, so God gave him the sac he was about to reach into. Adam was so happy with his new gift...He could writer his name in the sand with it, and pee on the trees...oh he just loved it so much!
Eve looked to God and asked, what do you have in the other sac for me? God handed it to her and said "brains"

 

[reefraff]

I know some great jokes but they just cross the line into PG land.
Hey Flower, You know why docs slap babies on the butt when they are born?
Because the gift you mentioned falls off the dumb ones

 

[flower]

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Originally Posted by reefraff http:///t/392595/yes-men-listen#post_3500455
I know some great jokes but they just cross the line into PG land.
Hey Flower, You know why docs slap babies on the butt when they are born?
Because the gift you mentioned falls off the dumb ones

I can laugh because I know the truth...
You want to hear something really funny...In Hebrew, when you say the sound of the word "HE" it means She.

 

[reefraff]

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Originally Posted by Flower http:///t/392595/yes-men-listen#post_3500456

I can laugh because I know the truth...
You want to hear something really funny...In Hebrew, when you say the sound of the word "HE" it means She.
That's why you are so confused. An old language that twists words compounded by the estrogen factor

 

[flower]

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Originally Posted by reefraff http:///t/392595/yes-men-listen#post_3500457
That's why you are so confused. An old language that twists words compounded by the estrogen factor

LOL...He is pronounced Who in Hebrew...Ma translated is... what?
True story:
My husband and I were first trying to learn Hebrew. We went to the zoo with my daughter..back when she had only 1 child. On every explanation chart it said "Chet: __fill in the blank for the animal and a short story of interst on each one".....I kept looking at the word Chet..... in Hebrew the CH sound is a gurggle of K sound, like in the back of the throat clearing a flem ball. So the sign was making no sense to me...what was Ket? I asked my husband what Ket ment, and he said he didn't know. LOL...after looking at it for a moment, it finally dawned on me...Chet was the name of the pictured little charactor of a zoo keeper. Chet was his name. Dan and I both laughed hard at ourselves.